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i-wanted-a-salad · 1 day ago
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AU if grace never stole the gun
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the whole “what’s in your pocket steph-o-nie” scene but it’s just the cool rock she found in the forest while running for her life
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i-wanted-a-salad · 8 days ago
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Yes mother🫡
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i-wanted-a-salad · 16 days ago
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I am considering trying to get VIProphet finished before the one year anniversary of All Eyes On You (3rd of July) but idk how realistic that'll be
I have the first chapter of the penultimate part complete, but I'm kinda not sure what I want to do with the other chapters in that part. Like ik what it's gonna be story-wise, just not specifics like other chapters.
The final part, the epilogue, on the other hand, I know exactly what I'm doing with. Tbh I pretty much have the whole thing mentally written out. Maybe I'll write that first to motivate me to write the rest of the chapters
I'd also be more than happy to answer any questions about this fic that any of yall have
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i-wanted-a-salad · 24 days ago
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“i asked ChatGPT" well I asked Linda Monroe and she said that she hopes that you don't get a Wiggly and that she hopes you fucking die
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i-wanted-a-salad · 24 days ago
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Happy pride month everyone
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i-wanted-a-salad · 24 days ago
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“i asked ChatGPT” well i asked wiggly and he said you’re a stupid bitch.
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i-wanted-a-salad · 26 days ago
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Welp. According to google AI, Sherman Young wrote the soundtrack for Black friday
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i-wanted-a-salad · 1 month ago
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Listen I know logically Angela's villager character doesn't show up until the end because. You know Angela was playing the Step-Mother the whole time. But also it's just really funny to imagine that she just. Missed everything. Left for a few days and came back to find out that the Prince and King are Dead there was this whole thing with trolls and also the girl everyone saw as a Lunatic was Telling The Truth Actually and also she's the Queen now.
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i-wanted-a-salad · 1 month ago
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The og TGWDLM was Pokey pitching his apocalypse idea to his brothers, the reprise is the real thing
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i-wanted-a-salad · 1 month ago
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Now's the part of writing VIProphet where I have to rewatch my least favourite Nightmare Time episodes to familiarise myself with a certain character
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i-wanted-a-salad · 1 month ago
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SOLOMON LAUTER USED THE BLACK BOOK TO BECOME THE MAJOR AND HAD TO SACRIFICE THE THING HE LOVES MOST. HIS WIFE IS DEAD. THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO STEPH'S MOM.
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i-wanted-a-salad · 1 month ago
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Plot twist there is no guy rerun it’s just a fully budgeted version of hey Melissa
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i-wanted-a-salad · 1 month ago
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can we call paul and emma Paulkins Plus and then paul 23 and emdroid Paulkins Minus
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i-wanted-a-salad · 2 months ago
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if the sniggles had Tumblr
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just saw this sniggle next to me straight up sleeping on the job?? straight up not even eyes open sleeping. is blinky slacking right now or is his eye broken or what???
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hey op. is the sniggle okay?? I had a friend who dozed off on the job and he got fucking smiled. pls update
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oh yeah he's dead now lol. dw he was a bitch idrc
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hot take but I don't think pokotho should've incorporated hidgens's song into inevitable...
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okay??? fuck you?????
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hatchetfield should stop putting all these skinny bitches in the honey queen festival. gimme some chubby ladies. some plus sized baddies.
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real and true. reblog
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make honey queens fat again
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'wiggly could only take root in america' I mean if we turned him into tea we could probably get the british too tbh. who's up for black fridaying the british
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you just didn't like made in america. gonna smite you rq
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TF IS WILBUR CROSS DOING ON MY POST??? IM SO SORRY KING I LOVE YOU SM NO OFFENSE INTENDED
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what is this place? who are you all talking about? who are the lords in black?
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HANNAH YOU NEED TO LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW
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how the fucky-wucky did you even get accounts here?
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i-wanted-a-salad · 2 months ago
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Why is tgwdlm, the musical set in an office and coffee shop, about people who wear normal clothes, getting such a big budget you ask? Well you see they need to fund the security measures keeping nick lang in the dungeon so he can’t create a puppet army. Thank you starkid for protecting us from his nefarious witchcraft 💕
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i-wanted-a-salad · 2 months ago
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Omg, despite knowing full well that the Fairy Queen of Sweet Dreams is this version’s fairy godmother, the line “I am Fae, I am God, I am Mother” only just clicked in my brain. Fae-God-Mother, fairy godmother
I’ll be jumping in the river now goodbye
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i-wanted-a-salad · 2 months ago
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This song always reminds me of Waylon Hall for some reason
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