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AU if grace never stole the gun

the whole “what’s in your pocket steph-o-nie” scene but it’s just the cool rock she found in the forest while running for her life
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I am considering trying to get VIProphet finished before the one year anniversary of All Eyes On You (3rd of July) but idk how realistic that'll be
I have the first chapter of the penultimate part complete, but I'm kinda not sure what I want to do with the other chapters in that part. Like ik what it's gonna be story-wise, just not specifics like other chapters.
The final part, the epilogue, on the other hand, I know exactly what I'm doing with. Tbh I pretty much have the whole thing mentally written out. Maybe I'll write that first to motivate me to write the rest of the chapters
I'd also be more than happy to answer any questions about this fic that any of yall have
#very important people#dropout very important people#very important prophet#starkid hatchetfield#hatchetfield
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“i asked ChatGPT" well I asked Linda Monroe and she said that she hopes that you don't get a Wiggly and that she hopes you fucking die
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“i asked ChatGPT” well i asked wiggly and he said you’re a stupid bitch.
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Welp. According to google AI, Sherman Young wrote the soundtrack for Black friday

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Listen I know logically Angela's villager character doesn't show up until the end because. You know Angela was playing the Step-Mother the whole time. But also it's just really funny to imagine that she just. Missed everything. Left for a few days and came back to find out that the Prince and King are Dead there was this whole thing with trolls and also the girl everyone saw as a Lunatic was Telling The Truth Actually and also she's the Queen now.
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The og TGWDLM was Pokey pitching his apocalypse idea to his brothers, the reprise is the real thing
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Now's the part of writing VIProphet where I have to rewatch my least favourite Nightmare Time episodes to familiarise myself with a certain character
#hatchetfield#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#VIProphet#feels weird to make a viprophet post on this blog rather than adainesfuriousfan
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SOLOMON LAUTER USED THE BLACK BOOK TO BECOME THE MAJOR AND HAD TO SACRIFICE THE THING HE LOVES MOST. HIS WIFE IS DEAD. THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO STEPH'S MOM.
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Plot twist there is no guy rerun it’s just a fully budgeted version of hey Melissa
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can we call paul and emma Paulkins Plus and then paul 23 and emdroid Paulkins Minus
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if the sniggles had Tumblr
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just saw this sniggle next to me straight up sleeping on the job?? straight up not even eyes open sleeping. is blinky slacking right now or is his eye broken or what???
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hey op. is the sniggle okay?? I had a friend who dozed off on the job and he got fucking smiled. pls update
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oh yeah he's dead now lol. dw he was a bitch idrc
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hot take but I don't think pokotho should've incorporated hidgens's song into inevitable...
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okay??? fuck you?????
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hatchetfield should stop putting all these skinny bitches in the honey queen festival. gimme some chubby ladies. some plus sized baddies.
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real and true. reblog
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make honey queens fat again
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'wiggly could only take root in america' I mean if we turned him into tea we could probably get the british too tbh. who's up for black fridaying the british
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you just didn't like made in america. gonna smite you rq
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TF IS WILBUR CROSS DOING ON MY POST??? IM SO SORRY KING I LOVE YOU SM NO OFFENSE INTENDED
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what is this place? who are you all talking about? who are the lords in black?
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HANNAH YOU NEED TO LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW
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how the fucky-wucky did you even get accounts here?
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Why is tgwdlm, the musical set in an office and coffee shop, about people who wear normal clothes, getting such a big budget you ask? Well you see they need to fund the security measures keeping nick lang in the dungeon so he can’t create a puppet army. Thank you starkid for protecting us from his nefarious witchcraft 💕
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Omg, despite knowing full well that the Fairy Queen of Sweet Dreams is this version’s fairy godmother, the line “I am Fae, I am God, I am Mother” only just clicked in my brain. Fae-God-Mother, fairy godmother
I’ll be jumping in the river now goodbye
#OMG HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT#thats so clever omg#cinderella’s castle#cinderellas castle#fairy queen of sweet dreams#starkid#team starkid
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This song always reminds me of Waylon Hall for some reason
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