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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
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REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?
THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!
I found a bunch more!!
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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
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hiii mwah
oh my god i’m so inconsistent on here hi bb muah <3
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BYE tell me why my mom just now informed me that we’re moving states 💀
#chats.#and she said it so casually too#i might spend the latter half of the year wit my dad tho so i can finish the school year here atleast
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so like, status update since i’ve lowkeyhighkey been dead forever:
i got into a fight , i lost my glasses ( i get new ones next week ) , i’m having another little sister ( my seventh sibling ) , i’m getting my drivers permit soon , i lwk got a new crush or wtv but the cunt is still my fav , i’m broke as hell and my card declined twice at a walgreens and at a bakery , i got chased by a dog yesterday , i have a bruise on my eye from tryna put on eyeliner super aggressively , i went to texas , arkansas , and oklahoma twice , and i’m officially 5’0 and a half
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reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection
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you guys i’m literally so dumb oh my god what the hell
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ok we're settling this discourse right now
put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:
- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream
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im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this
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is it weird to buy your friend a bra for their birthday 😶
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