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HAPPY PRIDE MONTHHH!!

I know I'm suuuper late, but at least I got this done before the end of the month ^^" -❄

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bad luck brian shit happening to guga lately

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My uncle just sent this to me

He understands my level of humor

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Kind of crazy that half of Canada burning and over 30,000 people having to evacuate every year is like a normal routine now. It’s kind of like accepted here. “Well its fire season some of you will die, thousands will be homeless, let’s do this again next year.” The ancient old growth forests are important for all of earth! Pretty crazy how important Canada’s ancient boreal is for the entire world’s oxygen production. Yikes. Colonialism and its consequences. And who is the most affected? Indigenous people!

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What are some of the most casually horrifying things you’ve seen play out on social media? I was following a girl who was getting a mortuary sciences degree and she posted about how excited she was to do her first day of hands on mortuary work and the next post she was in paper scrubs with the caption “I got covered in bodily fluids from a cadaver with meningitis while trying to bag them and they’ve put me on preventative antibiotics.” Low transmission rate from corpses and I’m sure things happen like that regularly but imagine walking into your first day at your dream job you were so excited to do and immediately getting sprayed with meningitis corpse juice.

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My official position is that Luigi Mangione is innocent because he's not the real killer and whoever the real killer is is also innocent. Two different people who are both innocent.

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all kids should be on hormone blockers until they're 18 and can decide for themselves if they want to be cis or normal

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Texas trying to ban weed and vibrators is crazy because what the fuck else are you supposed to do there, outrun charging bulls and get in shootouts with the rangers?*

*Disclaimer: I am aware Texas is a place of outstanding natural beauty with rich history and a distinct, diverse and beautiful culture and that it is no longer 1883. This post utilizes comedic exaggeration.

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I feel like "thanks to bisexuals and gen z" deserves a place in the tumblr meme phrases

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women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved

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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit

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edit: terfs get off my post and kill yourselves. elon is obsessed with hating on trans people too you should go be friends

in general i think hoping for the untimely deaths of most billionaires is pointless because most of them are functionally indistinguishable from the person who would replace them. getting rid of individual billionaires does not solve the problem of billionaires. but elon musk dying badly sure would solve the problem of elon musk

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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The Australian tax department everyone