Donovan when hears this and wonders what he did in a past life for all this to be happening
Wyler child
Tyler: I can't believe you broke that boy's arm. That is not okay at all.
Wednesday: He got what he deserved Tyler.
Wednesday: *walks away
Tyler: *leans down* We don't use physical violence on bullies. What do we do to bullies again?
Wyler child: We attack their insecurities and break them mentally.
Tyler: *hugs him* Very good. And remember darling, the body heals, the mind don't.
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“Ew, why is Mom cooking-”
Tyler covered Dean's mouth with his hand, shooting his son a look of warning to quiet down. “I don't want your mother to hear you.”
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Wednesday: *walks by
Xavier: I can fix her. *Smirks
Tyler: I CAN fix her, but whatever's WRONG with her is honestly way hotter.
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Weems: *sighs*
Donovan: *sighs*
Weems: Addams?
Donovan: Addams
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Enid: I don't understand why people are so obsessed with top and bottom. If I had a bunk bed I'd sleep on both
Ajax:
Wednesday:
Tyler:
Wednesday: I'm gonna tell her
Tyler: No you're not
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Wednesday: When I get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved
Tyler: What?
Wednesday: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved
Tyler: Let's circle back to the "when I get murdered" part
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Making a film for class
Tyler: Ajax, you're playing my father
Ajax: I don't want to be your father
Tyler: Perfect. You already know your lines
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Ajax: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Tyler: not if they consent to it
Wednesday: Depends on who you're stabbing
Enid: Yes???
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the new chapter for the time travel story should be up shortly
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working on the next chapter for my time travel fic!
I'm a little over 1.5k at this time
I'd originally said this was going to be in Tyler's POV but next chapter will, I promise!
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Donovan: What has gotten into you? You are not allowed out without asking for permission
Tyler: I'm pretty sure I can because I just did. And it's my life!
Donovan: It's not your life. As long as you live in this house, it's my life. Everything you have is mine. Your liver? I'm letting you borrow it
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Tyler: Uh, okay
Wednesday: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Tyler: You were stabbed?!
Wednesday: Lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.
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What the title says
Three snippets of Tyler and Wednesday having moments to themselves, only to be ruined by Elvis
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Tyler, about Wednesday: I don't need to hear her tell me that I was right. It's enough to know that she knows that I was right
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Donovan, barging into Tyler's room: You two are having sex, aren't you!?
*Tyler laying on his bed. Wednesday sitting beside him, reading*
Wednesday: We are? Tyler, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down
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Tyler: I've got two more pancakes here
Wyler's kid: I want French toast
Wednesday: Well, you better move to France then
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