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gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)
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thecatgod:
this does not ever get old

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when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
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my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
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do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
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trying to talk to someone you really admire

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