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Not to toot my own horn but if I were running a Toyota dealership, I'd hire people to answer the phones for the service department and to call people back. Rip two different Toyota dealerships I've dealt with now but I'm built different (read: care at all about customer service)
#original#just realized I never got a call back#like bruh where's the part for my car.#are you just waiting the two months for it to not be under warranty anymore or what#fucking hate dealerships and deeply regret buying a new car. never doing that again.
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having executive dysfunction is great because it means I can experience excrutiating terror at the thought of *checks notes* possibly making fruit salad wrong
#original#obviously i'm not going to look for a recipe it's fruit salad#but like. what if i do it wrong#what if i have too much and/or not enough#why is nobody around to hold my hand through my first fruit salad creation - an endeavor that will have a public outcome#and why is this the thing that's putting my sympathetic nervous system on high alert#'your fruit salad plan is going to come out terribly and make you late' like fuck off brain? it's just fruit? it's just a cookout?
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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
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of course you have blue curtains and subtext
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The US military budget is larger than the military spending of the next nine largest countries combined. We're pumping huge amounts of money to the defense industry as Republicans plan devastating cuts to the social safety net through their budget bill. It does not have to be this way. This is all a policy choice.
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One thing that really sticks out to me from reading The Iliad is that Mary Jesusmom was really not special. There was so much unsanctioned sex happening in ancient times and so many unintended children being explained away by promiscuous deities
The interesting thing for me is the men in The Iliad who are said to have a godly mother and mortal father - it makes perfect sense but just had never occurred to me that noblemen would want to bring their bastard children into their families without the indignity of admitting to sleeping with some peasant
#original#lots of sons of rivers in here#men and women alike just be out here fucking that sexy sexy flowing water
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Viz put out a RWBY survey
Be sure to fill it out, and be sure to emphasize at the end that your highest priority is for them to #GreenLightVolume10 and beyond and to let Kerry and however much of the CRWBY they can get back (especially Miles) finish the RWBY story we've been following for over a decade, ideally fully funded and fully supported.
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what if a creature was both strange and hilarious. multifaceted.
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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Been meaning to make this for over a year; felt appropriate that it's my first project of 2025.
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abortion decriminalised in england and wales 🥳☀️
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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He certainly ain't gonna come to your rescue if don't put some fuckin alt text on here

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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