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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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An idiot robin has built a nest on top of our garage door motor. The nest was constructed so the chain that drives the door is actually a part of the nest, and if we open or close the garage door, the whole thing is going to get torn apart. So I guess the garage door is staying open for as long as it takes for these eggs to hatch and these birds to leave the nest.

My wife has set up a camera to continuously monitor the situation.

Wife: Maybe we should set up some padding beneath where they'll fall out of the nest? Normally they fall onto grass, not concrete. Me: Seems like we're really coddling these birds. Wife: Well, yeah. Me: I just don't want you to get invested. Wife: Way, way too late for that. I'm all in.

So we're keeping the garage door open for a few weeks, I guess. Whenever I go to use the car, the robin flies away from the nest and watches me cautiously to see whether I'm going to kill her babies, and I can't help but find that a little bit rude of her.

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sakura uses the clow wand to hit a badminton birdie (cr 球场NPC羊)

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Looking

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Some little drawings about how un-ergonomic Brioche is.

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Sam Reich is such a cartoonish character to me. His last name is literally "Rich". He's this villain-y game show host. He's the son of the ex-secretary of labour who saved a comedy media company from extinction and does magic tricks as a hobby in his free time. What kinda muppet factory did they release him from

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i always follow the rules

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Also, why do I always fancy Jason Isaacs even more than usual when he’s a dishevelled baddie?

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This website really needs the option to block individual posts, like "hmm no, this one's shit, never show me this again."

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Someone on Amtrak’s social media team deserves a raise like N O W. 😂

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Just curious - when I see this phrase thrown around, how much money would it take to change YOUR life?

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as someone who was on deviantart way too much in middleschool my relationship to the furry community is sort of like how athiest people still celebrate christmas.

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem