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sevika.... sevika save me

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would u share ur fav fics with us?? also anons should drop em here more often

OK I WILL:

A Teenage Werewolf in Hatchetfield. (MICHIE)

The universe hates Richie Lipschitz. (MICHIE)

the devil's after both of us - cannibal chasitys WARNING: Cannibalism, religious trauma.,

Wayward Spunk. (CLAUGERMAN)

Dirty Dudes Get Stuck (MICHIE)

To Dissect a Violent Dog (MICHIE) - WARNING: SUICIDE ATTEMPT, ANGST, DEPRESSION, ALCOHOLISM.

Locker Room Watchers (CLAUGERMAN).

Paul's Presentation (CHAI COFFEE)

In another Universe (MICHIE).

Sleepover Blues (CLAUGERMAN).

Liquid Courage (CLAUGERMAN).

Not a Nerdy Prude (MICHIE) - WARNING: DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT, Non-con, torture, gore, violence, angst, major character death, Richie is having a reaaaally bad time.

In the Janitor's Closet (MICHIE) - WARNING: DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT, Non-con, bullying/torture, urine/pee fetish, angst, Richie is having a real bad time.

Lemme know if you've read any of these and ur thoughts! Also, anons, feel free to share your fav fics!

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I've had even more heartbreaking Ted thoughts that I need to share with you all. So, as we know, in Time Bastard, Ted was trying to get up the courage to confess his feelings to Jenny before he "passed out". The next morning, he wakes up to a letter from her, confessing her own feelings but thinking they're unreciprocated. Well, that's an easy fix. They're college students in 2004! They have cell phones. He just needs to call her. There's two possibilities for how that goes.

1. Jenny had her phone on her when she died so it got disintegrated along with her. Ted calls her and he gets that automated message about the number he's calling being out of service. God, was he that unimportant and disposable to her that she changed her phone number already? Did she actually love him or had she guessed his feelings and this was her idea of letting him down easy? She didn't give him another way to contact her so she obviously just wanted him out of her life.

2. Jenny didn't have her phone on her when she died so it survived somewhere. Ted calls her and it goes to voicemail. So, he leaves her a message telling her that he loves her too and she doesn't need to move to Clivesdale with Andy and please call him back, he loves her so much. Except she doesn't call him back that day. Or the day after that. Or the day after that. Days turn into weeks that turn into months and she still doesn't call him back. He confessed his feelings, told her he loves her and wants to be with her, and it didn't matter. His feelings weren't enough, he wasn't enough. She still moved to Clivesdale with Andy. So, why bother telling anyone that he loves them? It won't change anything.

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To that person who wanted a freaky Paul fic, I have a couple

This is droid 23: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47286793?view_adult=true

Half infected Paul: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53647045

Ahah…I’m very tired lmao.

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I ALWAYS KNOW I CAN COUNT ON THIS COMMUNITY, THANKS

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ALL OF THE IMAGES YOU GET WITH THE CODE ‘DISPENSE MY TREAT’ The file name is ‘BILLS FILE DO NOT OPEN’ lmfao

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The devil's after both of us - Cannibal Chasitys

I READ THOSE 3 ONESHOTS IN ONE SITTING AND LOVED THEM. I recommend you read them too! There's a lot of violence tho, so be mindful of that!

Credits to @bellqmione for this amazing story! I needed to do fanart.

Some Close-ups:

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I’m so sorry.

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why is nobody talking about the fact that bill literally saved the women in salem by giving them actual powers to defend themselves against their attackers… and there wasnt even a catch!! he just genuinely helped them!! he taught them how to love themselves as women and taught them how to laugh!! this moved me so much actually, i dont get why nobody else is talking about it

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After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

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Hello Everybody! I finally finished my map of Hatchetfield project! Sorry for the long break. I had some college exams coming up. Someone mentioned that "Watcher World" is next to The Witchwood forest so I moved it. I added more houses and wrote where I think all the main characters would live.

If you have any opinions, ideas or propositions... hit me! I'm open to any critique.

I don't know if ill be posting much after this. I'm thinking of doing some headcanon posts for my favourite characters.

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The Max analysis is up on YouTube!

I promised you a Max analysis, and now I've delivered said Max analysis! And it may be the first of several, 'cause oh boy is there a lot to say about this guy...

Head on over and give it a like and a comment if you want! I'd love to hear your thoughts!

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Paul matthews has four brothers. Every single one of them is somehow connected to a lord in black based off a weird system I made in my mind to explain this very large OC family tree I've made.

He has one older brother who is dead named Richard Lipschitz, who Richie took his name after. (That's why Richie lives with Paul, both his parents died and Paul was the only brother old enough to be his guardian.) This oldest brother was offered up to Wiggog Y'wrath because he was the first son and he had first dibs.

Paul of course was promised to Pokotho by his parents, and because he was simply exposed to so much music and theatre as a child he learned to hate it which is why he hates musicals. He was only 20 years old and barely in college when he had to adopt Richie and quit school to get a job at CCRP to support him.

Now I'm going to write about Paul's younger brothers in order of age.

Starting with Gary Goldstein (I refuse to let this headcanon drop. They are estranged brothers. That OR the clone theory but Shhh.) Gary is connected to Bliklotep and struggles with paranoia from being able to see better than other people which is why he wear glasses that aren't his prescription, he wants to worsen his vision. Because of his paranoia and anxiety he struggled with shaking hands for years and was never able to get the degree in optometry he wanted and so he settled on law and poured his heart into it.

Timothy Baker, Timothy is connect to T'noy Keraxis and is an electronics maker deep in the heart of Hatchetfield (specialist in clock of course.) He's never late, alaays exactly on time. He has one child named Daniel (also known as Stopwatch) and despite his failing business him and Daniel live well from Daniel's battles at the old roller rink.

Finally we have Nathan Finn, the youngest at 28 years old who is the chosen of Nibblenephim. He killed his own (pregnant) wife once she found out she had cheated on him and then ate her. He's been a cannibal for years and owns most of the nice restaurants in town, even co-owns Pasquali's with another man. He's very successful and almost always has a smile on his face to present to a customer. He has no children and generally avoids people under the age of 18 because he finds them incredibly annoying.

All five brothers have matching tattoos of the pentagram depicted on the black book that they were forcibly given as children. Their parents were original members of The Church of the Starry Children.

Anyways, that was my yapathon, thanks for tuning in.

this is awesome

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how to grow the fuck up

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“Today is my wedding anniversary, I had to run by my wife’s favorite bakery before it—“

This is a lil fic about Sergio and his wife! A friend and I brainstormed for their dynamic and his wife’s character. So enjoy 🤍

Content Warning(s): infertility mention, potentially poorly translated Spanish

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Sergio pushed open the door of his small apartment. It was on top of a local café, which was perfect for the five of them. Well, five if you counted their 2 cats and their dog. Sergio joked that they had two cats and a football, and Lucía would swat his arm and tell him to stop it.

Sergio was humming to himself as he eased into the apartment, carefully minding the cake box in his hands. It was his and Lucía’s tenth wedding anniversary, and he was just as smitten with her as he’d been since the day they met.

It’d been twelve years ago, when he’d bumped into her at a party.

He’d been dragged along by some of his buddies, a bit nervous to go out and socialize. Sergio had always been a little shy. But when he saw her, he knew he had to work up the courage. She was too beautiful, with her dark, curly hair, warm eyes and plump lips that had him mesmerized. A few shots of tequila later, and he’d managed to chat her up, learned that her name was Lucía.

He’d asked her to dance, and dance they had. He had never been so enamored by another human, had never desired so strongly to make another person smile. And with her gorgeous smile (with the little gap in her front teeth that she hated but he adored), Sergio knew he’d do anything in the world to see that smile every day of his life.

Two years later and they’d eloped, opting to skip the cost of the wedding to have a romantic vacation, just the two of them.

The one thing missing from their perfect little family were children, but he would never hold it against her. After 10 years of trying, he’s figured it wasn’t meant to be. But that didn’t matter; as long as he had his darling Lucía, everything was right in the world.

“Mi vida! I’m home!” he called out as he set the cake box on the island counter of their kitchen. He slumped his now empty briefcase on the floor, and stretched, letting his back pop. “Where are you, mi paloma?”

“Right here, mi corazón,” she said, and Sergio whipped around with a wide smile.

Lucía grinned, and looped her arms around Sergio’s neck. His hands found their way to her hips, and their lips met in a sweet, loving kiss. Sergio smiled into the kiss, and playfully pressed Lucía against the countertop. Lucía giggled as Sergio began to pepper her cheeks and jaw and neck with kisses, his stubble tickling her skin.

“Sergio that tickles!” she protested, her voice light hearted as she moved a hand to cup the back of his neck.

Sergio chuckled against her skin as he pressed a kiss to her shoulder, exposed by her red camisole. “Whaat? A guy can’t love on his stunning wife on his anniversary?” he asked, tone flirty.

Lucía cupped his jaw and moved his face so she could kiss his lips one more time. She pulled away while biting her perfect lower lip, and mumbling, “I…I have a surprise for you…I think you’ll like it, but I don’t know…”

Sergio raised a brow and smirked at Lucía, who proceeded to swat his arm.

“Not that kind of surprise!”

Sergio gave a low curse in Spanish, but his expression showed that he wasn’t actually upset. Lucía guided him to the couch, making him sit and close his eyes while she went back to their bedroom.

Curiosity flooded him. If it wasn’t a sexy kind of surprise, then what kind of surprise was it?

Soon, he heard Lucia walk back into the room, and felt the couch dip beside him as she took a seat.

“Okay…I need you to promise to be calm, okay mi amor?”

“Uh…okay?”

“Okay…open your eyes.”

Sergio listened to what his wife said, and opened his eyes. In her hands was a piece of paper. He was confused, but took it. Lucía looked at him expectantly, and Sergio unfolded it, beginning to read. It was from the doctor. He knew that she’d had an appointment recently, but wasn’t sure about what it was for.

But when he saw that one eight-letter word, he felt his heart stop, and tears prick his eyes.

Pregnant.

Sergio looked up at Lucía, who had grown misty eyed as well. She reached out and grabbed Sergio’s knee.

“Mi corazón…I’m pregnant. We’re going to have a baby,” she whispered.

Sergio all but tackled her, wrapping her in his arms as he covered her in kisses.

“Mi amor, mi paloma, mi vida…Mi amor, mi paloma, mi vida... ¿Voy a ser papá? Te amo más de lo que las palabras pueden expresar,” Sergio rambled, not caring that he’d slipped back into their native tongue.

Lucía grinned and kissed Sergio sweetly. “Yes, cariño…We’re gonna have a family at last…Te quiero hasta Saturno y de vuelta.”

It was perhaps Sergio’s favorite anniversary.

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It's 7 PM. It's 7 PM on a Monday afternoon and John gets a call while building his new bedframe. It's from Lewis, so he's got to pick it up whether or not he wants to.

"Hello. You have reached General John MacNamara of the United States Military: Special Unit P. E. I. P.. What do you want, Darcy?"

"We have a problem in Maine. A whole county's worth of people fell off the map in a matter of days."

"Okay, then send in a recon squad and find out what the fuck's going on. Simple protocol."

"...That's the problem, sir. Anyone who's gone into the affected area hasn't come back. Months have gone by, we've lost countless agents on this. Do you think that you could go in? Try to at least find out what's happening?"

John thinks before answering. He's still not in great shape, that hemorrhage is blurring his vision and his head's still pounding daily. But the other option is to send more of his own people to their deaths. He'll be fine, he can't afford not to be.

"Send a copter to the Michigan base. I'll be there before 23:00 hours. How long am I expected to be off grid?"

"Anywhere from a few days to a few weeks, sir. The helicopter is on its way."

John hangs up rather than responding. He has people who can take care of the testing for Curt, and he'll wire any texts from Owen mentioning it to said people. Other than that, it's not like he has much reason to not disappear for a few weeks. He doesn't live with anyone anymore, and he's pretty damn sure he won't be missed. At least, not as the burden he is right now. Maybe this'll be good for him, a vacation in a way. At least he won't be doing any paperwork. As long as he doesn't die, he knows he'll be retrieved by the end of May. Can't have a general gone too long.

Setting down the piece of wood he was working on, John puts his phone away and moves to his closet, pulling out a large backpack. Large enough to store water, food, medical supplies, and his smaller bag filled with weapons and resources of all shapes and sizes. He changes into clothing he knows will last, and slips a bulletproof vest on over it. There's only two other changes of clothes that fit in his bag, he'll have to make them last. Next is any necessary toiletries. He takes a can of dry shampoo, a disposable toothbrush and toothpaste pallets, and a bar of soap. These missions always wreck his hair, might as well do some damage control with the shampoo.

John heads to the kitchen, searching the fridge and clearing out anything that won't last more than a week. He's glad he finished the last of the chicken soup when he got home, it would be a pity to throw any of it. Once that's over with, he snags a banana to snack on while on the way there. Slowly but surely, he clears the house of any weapons he may need. Two handguns, a shotgun, a rifle with a detachable scope, three knives of separate sizes and uses, multiple grenades, flash and otherwise, and his trusty staff.

Finally, John makes a security run of the apartment. Cameras are set, motion alarms are armed, and there are lasers set on every window except for the two in the guest room. As he opens the door, he pauses and steps back inside for just a moment. Just in case anyone actually checks on him (he's sure they won't), he should leave a note at the door. He jots something down, signs it, and tapes it to his front door as he closes it.

As he drives to the base, John feels that familiar mix of anxiety and anticipation crop up inside of him. Solo missions are always their particular kind of experience. One he hates and loves at the same time. This'll go well, he thinks. For once, he'll fight to live, not just survive. Yeah... this'll help him get back to his old mindset. This mission will be good for him, everyone really. Give all his friends a break from his burden while John does one of the only things he's truly good at. He makes a promise to himself that he'll make it out alive and doing even better than before. And John can't break a promise like that, now can he?

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do you have any hatchetfield headcanons you’d like to share???

HOHOHOHO I COULD KISS YOU (/p)

- Peter gave Ted an “I ❤️ hot moms” shirt for Christmas one year.

- Boy Jerry applied for the Hatchetfield Gazette to help support Girl Jeri during her pregnancy.

- Paul has the gift and it’s predicting the future (kind of a sixth sense/precognition), hints on why he always knows/feels like something bad will happen. But that power is so small and weak because he never unlocked it or used it as a kid.

- Ted and Dan Reynolds were best friends in high school, everyone either had trouble telling them apart or thought they were twins.

- Duke has a cat named Holly. He can't exactly explain why he chose that name. Maybe it reminded him of something…

- Becky Barnes has freckles (cause I think it fits her)

- Barry Swift sleep-walks.

- Paul can't drive. He either calls a taxi or just walks around Hatchetfield like an NPC, head empty.

- Professor Hidgens is a former member of PEIP. Also he and General McNamara used to date, no I will not elaborate.

- People think that Becky “isn't as hot as she used to be” because back in high school she was always dressed up and would wear makeup almost everyday since she was cheer captain. She’s gotten rid of that habit after graduating but now people perceive her as “less hot” because god forbid a woman age and stop doing shit for the sake of being performative anymore.

- Nibbly's tongue flicks out of his mouth to taste the air like a snake when in his true form.

- Peter was a Greek mythology kid. Something about him screams "I read percy jackson way too much as a kid”

- Richie had a glee phase (no I will not elaborate, and neither will he if you ask him about it).

- Steph’s ripped jeans had small holes in them when she bought them and her dad made fun of her for buying something already broken so she made the holes bigger out of spite.

- Wiggly sleeps in sand like a squid. Like literally just buries himself in there, completely submerged.

- Pokey is trying to prove himself to his older siblings, and has a minor inferiority complex. So that’s why he needs to take over every timeline, to show he’s worthy.

- Hailey hates confrontation. That's the reason she's still "friends" and roommates with Zoey. It's not worth the effort or the fight.

- Gary Goldstein is the biggest Reality TV fan in Hatchetfield (except Zoey, she's a close second).

- Grace is the type of girl who says she hates drama and gossip but she knows all the drama at Hatchetfield High.

- Tom and Becky would often stargaze on the football field back in their high school days, especially after the big games. Stargazing together became their way to unwind and talk, without people listening in on every little thing being said and spreading rumors. Not like they would dare do that to two of the most popular people in school.

- Officer Bailey and Miss Mulberry are engaged (which is why they went to see Workin' Boys together).

- PEIP gives its agents training on how to do dramatic speeches and cryptic advice.

- Wiggly manifested an entire castle in the black and white for him and his siblings to live in.

- Karen and Mark Chasity sleep in separate beds like some sitcom couple from the 60’s. Grace thinks this is totally normal and is shocked and appalled to learn that it is not.

- Max's mom disappeared after being crowned Honey Queen when Max was around 5-6. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was laid off from his job.

- Ethan taps his fingers on literally every surface ever to whatever song is in his head. He has 100% rick rolled people this way.

- Max has two snaggletoothed incisors which is why people swear to god he has fangs.

- Paul uses his phone like a grandma, he puts on the glasses to read and everything.

- Ted reads romance novels. He’s a former geek turned sleazeball- you know he reads the smuttiest novels ever and calls them “his research”. He refuses to read any book with the friends to lovers trope because it’s too upsetting to think about.

- Back in college, Ted was a lot like AC!Pete. He was nerdy, sweet, and a little awkward but he still had some confidence and smugness. Basically him and Jenny were a lot like Steph and Pete in Abstinence Camp.

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I still think Moana deserved an Oscar for this part