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[iamthemanager]

Tiphereth has begrudgingly joined us in making a book domino chain. She says the she needs to supervise us, but... We can have our theories, no? (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Oh! That sounds fun!

I hope she enjoys herself along with you. While she's supervising, of course, hehe.

[iamthemanager]

Melting Love is getting thrown in both We Can Change Anything and Singing Machine. Put the the slime woman in murderous contraptions, it's what she deserves.

HA

Haha....I'm torn between scientific curiosity and LET'S NOT DO THAT AND SAY WE DID.

[iamthemanager]

Yo Manager, do you use any labels (in the LGBTQ context) to describe yourself? Personally I'm Aro and Ace.

Um.

You'll have to forgive me I am dense, oblivious, and was too busy being very autistic and severely depressed during much of my formative years to pay much attention to labels.

But uh.

I. I think I'm the one that likes both? Whichever that is?

This is very new to me okay.

[iamthemanager]

Dumb Abnormality Ideas #9

Feed Singing Machine glue. Or tar. Or literally any liquid that'll keep it shut. I don't care how much it takes, I just want that glorified meat grinder to stay shut.

PLEASE

This is also not a dumb idea I also want that glorified meat grinder to stay shut.

[iamthemanager]

It can be infuriating how childish the Ass. Librarians sometimes are. They are like teenagers but smarter and far more skilled. Then again, many of them are teenagers. And many more of them didn't have the opportunity to actually be children, to have a childhood... They have that opportunity now, in a safe environment surrounded by loving people, so I can't say I blame them. Still, all that being said, I am going to LOSE IT one of these days.

- Tiphereth

....

Tiphereth?

You're going to hit me with a book for this, but um.

You are also an extremely smart and skilled teenager - more or less - who didn't have the chance to be a kid or have much of a childhood.

So, uh. Cut them some slack? And maybe go have a little fun too?

[iamthemanager]

Dear Manager

I wish to inform you that Miss Binah has been amused by recent antics, both The Great Cutout War and the situation regarding your personal relationships.

Sincerely, a Floor of Philosophy Assistant Librarian

I...

Why am I not surprised? I'm glad she's still finding amusement in my helpless flailing around, haha.

[iamthemanager]

The Great Cutout War

Location: The Library (in The Outskirts)

Result: Total Cutout Crusher victory, including the destruction of all cutouts, cutout construction facilities and the disbandment of The Cutout Army.

Belligerents:

The Cutout Crushers: Angela, Malkuth, Yesod, Chesed, Gebura, and Tiphereth.

The Cutout Army: An unknown amount of Assistant Librarians of unknown identities, with the exception of the Dumb Abnormality Ideas author.

Casualties and losses:

- 50+ cutouts.

- Specialized equipment and tools.

- One or more ladders.

- Malkuth's patience.

- Roland's dignity and limbs (presumably).

- Ayin's boredom.

- Everyone's time.

Now faithfully documented for posterity!

It was a good run, may we have many more eventful incidents like this one where nobody gets hurt and nothing is lost save inanimate objects, time, and, uh....minimal bodily harm (sorry, Roland?).

[iamthemanager]

I-it isn't that bad, haha~

Really, though, Ayin... it's good to be able to see you again, even if... well. We can certainly talk more on that when you're back home, can't we?

Along with that coffee I owe you~ though, all things considered, I think I owe you more than just the one, yes?

Ah- hm... that is... you're- free to come for coffee any time. No matter the shape or level of fluff~

A-Ah!!!!

There-- there you are, I'm glad you're okay, the assistants made it, um, seem-- ahem.

I'm...glad you, um-- I-- that is--

Yeah. Yeah, we...can talk about a lot of things when I'm back home. It'll be nice to do more than just listen. To...talk to each other, this time. And, um...I'll be happy to join you any time. No matter my level of fluff, haha.

[iamthemanager]

Manager, I regret to inform you that she is probably going to dismember you when you get back and that there is exceedingly little we can do to stop it. Best we can do is beg or guilt trip as far as I know.

Oh :(

Well, um. As long as she put me back together, then, I guess?

I did say I'd let her take things out on me if she needs, she is justified...

Ow :(

[iamthemanager]

Is... Is The Great Cutout War over? Has peace returned to the Library?.. Nevermind, Chesed is still having his gay panic. And my fellow Assistants exist.

With the Ass Librarian Army around, there's never going to be any peace, haha.

But...it's a nice chaos. A fun chaos. A harmless chaos.

And, in a way, that's its own peace, isn't it?

[iamthemanager]

Roland is one of Angela's closest friends so if anyone could get away with it, it's him. Though he might get a tiiiiiiny bit dismembered it's all in good fun (...I think).

I-- huh.

Well, as long as he's alright with getting a tiny bit dismembered, more power to them both! I'm glad Angela has a friend.

[iamthemanager]

WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ANGELA CUTOUT!!!! Ok so after Malkuth was done and finally chilled out (she's was a bit sleepy) things calmed down for a bit. Annnnnnnd then Roland ran by followed by Angela trying to hit him with the cutout. Malkuth then followed Angela. She probably wants to see the destruction of the last cutout. I am not following them, no thank you! Being in the crossfire? Bad idea, as I've learned.

....

So-- so Roland had the cutout???

Admittedly I don't know him well, but is he stupid? He should have known better! But that's still hilarious, always nice to see Angela getting up to antics with everyone.

[iamthemanager]

//ooc; I figured I'd put this here anyway for people after that last ask! It's really cute.

A twitter mutual asked people to draw Ayin, so I kinda went overboard lol whoops.

Story time with Abnormality Dad! I know Road Home and Servant aren't in LobCorp, but let him have more kids, okay? I love the relationship potential he has with all of the little critters in the facility, and I tend to write him a little like Laios Dunmeshi in that sense of fascination with them. Less 'eating' though, but more that general hyperfixated adoration and interest. Even if most of them could kill him. And some of them probably have, looking at you [CENSORED]. But in the meantime he's gonna just read stories to the little ones.

(I love Punishing Bird, so he's here too.)

[iamthemanager]

Dumb Abnormality Ideas #8

A playdate between Child of the Galaxy, Laetitia and Scorched Girl. That's it. That's the idea.

Oh no yes!

That would be adorable, I'd love that! Hey, invite Road Home, too, that new one!

Maybe the magical girls would want to, they seem to be on the younger end...or at least Queenie. She's great if she has people to take care of, she might seem hard to manage but she's really not...

[iamthemanager]

"The simplest solution is often the best solution"

-Yesod, probably

I can see him saying that, yeah, haha!

He's the kind of smart that can come up with complex solutions but also knows when you don't need one.

[iamthemanager]

To be fair, I haven't been giving the Dumb Abnormality Ideas much thought as I have been...busy.

Ah, were you a proud member of the Cutout Army?

You guys did great, I really am impressed. Please stay safe now that you've disbanded!

[iamthemanager]

Dumb Abnormality Ideas #7

Sell a diluted form of Porcubus's venom. Is this basically just selling hard drugs? Yes. Is this Incredibly dangerous and will kill people? Yes. Is this profitable? Yes. Is this extremely evil? All the yes.

Let's never do this. It is a fun thought experiment, though.

Yes, let's absolutely never do that, that's a horrible idea.

But....yeah, definitely an interesting thought experiment.

The dumbest idea yet, though, haha!