iamtheoneandonlyever
iamtheoneandonlyever
Feeding my hyperfixations :)
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Here to make my hyperfixations everyone's problem ;) you can call me Jay (like in blue jay) // aroace // pronouns? haha what are pronouns
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 8 hours ago
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I can finally share this comic I did for @aawomenzine ! I was super proud to be a part of this project and so so happy with how this comic came out. Each page is a different card suit! Loved this project ❤️
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 8 hours ago
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can i have a cigarette?
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 10 hours ago
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still obsessed with the description of peter lukas' eyes
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 20 hours ago
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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 20 hours ago
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 1 day ago
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rude.
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 2 days ago
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Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 2 days ago
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 3 days ago
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guys i was listening to mag 200 last night and like. an hour after i'd finished, post-depression, i realised that i was so distraught over the fact that jon fucking DIES frfr (theyre in Somewhere Else shhh) that i deadass missed jon and martin's kiss and i had to go back and relive through the entire ordeal of jon dying once more just to listen to the kiss and auegh i am so mentally well about tma, so so normal
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 3 days ago
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*metal pipe bonk noise*
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 4 days ago
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currently thinking about how I was ROBBED of rise from the ashes in the ace attorney anime.
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 4 days ago
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 4 days ago
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I LOVE S1 JMART 🗣🗣
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 4 days ago
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drags myself out of my artblock to draw a dumb joke that has been in the back of my mind for months now (can you tell where i gave up?)
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 5 days ago
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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 5 days ago
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maybe the real Ceaseless Watcher was the fandom we made along the way
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iamtheoneandonlyever · 5 days ago
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MAG Avatar Fuckability Tier List
It’s here. You’re welcome. Avatars are ranked most fuckable (S Tier) to least fuckable (F Tier). They are also ranked within their respective tiers. In true Robert Smirke style, I will not be accepting criticism. Fight me.
S Tier
Have special traits that actively contribute to the sexual experience.
Daisy Tonner (Hunt) - excellent strength and stamina. Essentially has a werewolf form, and we all know how hot Tumblr gets for werewolves. Deserves the #1 spot.
Jared Hopworth (Flesh) - will mold his body into whatever shape you want. May also mold your body into whatever shape you want. Can help with your dysphoria, might steal your bones.
Annabelle Cane (Web) - if you’re into bondage. Webs that are never too tight or too loose, and that can move on their own.
Tom Han (Flesh) - an avatar of the Flesh absolutely knows his way around a body. Also an incredible cook. He will make you dinner first, just don’t ask what’s in it.
Jude Perry (Desolation) - perfect temperature control, and hard into sadism. She will ruin your life, but the sex will be fantastic.
Breekon & Hope (Stranger) - two for the price of one, but they are so in sync that you’ll never feel the awkwardness of a threesome. Also, they’re blue collar workers. Very hot.
Michael Crewe (Vast) - imagine sex in freefall, like an eagle. I’ve never tried it but it sounds thrilling. Nobody but the two of you in a vast, empty sky.
A Tier
S Tier with drawbacks, or excellent options without being exceptional.
The Distortion (Spiral) - everyone wants to talk about "mind-breaking sex" but nobody wants to deal with the consequences. You’re gonna have a hell of a migraine.
The Coffin (Buried) - some people like to be crushed under the weight of their partner. Very clingy.
Emma Harvey (Web) - excited to experiment in the bedroom. May bring other Avatars over. Does not understand the concept of safe words.
Simon Fairchild (Vast) - old but still spry and flexible. No drawbacks, but doesn’t make S Tier because the Magnusverse has more to offer.
Martin Blackwood (Lonely) - a good listener. Will take your needs to heart. The human version of a cheetah’s emotional support golden retriever. Not exceptional, but dependable.
Manuela Dominguez (Dark) - sex with the lights off. Intelligent and bold, likes to take charge. Not extremely distinguishing.
B Tier
Mostly good options with some less-than-ideal traits.
Alfred Grifter (Slaughter) - an old man who's still got it, and a musician to boot. Don't let him choose a playlist to "set the mood." The mood is murder.
Elias Bouchard (Eye) - besides being subjectively hot he really doesn’t have anything going for him. Short temper. You do not want this man's pipe.
Julia Montauk (Hunt) - intense, but maybe you’re into that sort of thing. Will break up with you just to get you back. Daddy issues.
Jonathan Sims (Eye) - knows what you want in bed, and is good at getting you to open up. A little too anxious to be a really good lover.
Oliver Banks (End) - attractive, sure, but distant, like trying to fuck a statue. Doesn’t help that he can see when you are going to die.
Hezekiah Wakely (Buried) - expert at putting you to bed afterwards, but the sex itself? There are better options.
C Tier
Mostly bad options with redeeming qualities.
Gertrude Robinson (Eye) - constantly checking you out for weaknesses. Will not make eye contact.
Trevor Herbert (Hunt) - canonically grimy, though some people are into that. Body of a 70 year old marathon runner.
Dexter Banks (Web) - your classic film boyfriend who'd rather watch Das Boot than actually get busy. At least he's not transphobic.
Benoit Macon (Corruption) - are you open to threesomes with his beetle wife? How do you feel about becoming a rotten log full of termites?
Samson Stiller (Eye) - plenty of circuits for you to short out. Refuses to log out of Omegle.
Nathaniel Thorp (End) - likes games, but won't let you win. Too bony for good cuddling.
Gabriel (Spiral) - you’ll feel like putty in his hands. You’ll also develop a phobia of doors and fingerprints.
D Tier
Will give you a bad experience, or just boring.
Jonah Magnus (Eye) - prefers to watch. Dusty.
Agnes Montague (Desolation) - doesn’t want to hurt you, but literally cannot touch you without giving you third-degree burns.
Angela (Flesh) - very possible you would wake up the next morning without genitals.
The Piper (Slaughter) - hard to find a private spot in the middle of a war zone. Unfuckable due to bagpipes.
Not!Them (Stranger) - disconcerting, especially since the person you think you’re having sex with is actually dead. Emotionally distant.
Maxwell Rayner (Dark) - feels like he is going to crumble to dust. Insists on doing it with the lights off. Doesn’t know any interesting positions (he is from the 1700s).
F+ Tier
Just for Jane Prentiss (Corruption) because some of you are into that shit.
F Tier
Active health risks.
Nikola Orsinov (Stranger) - maybe some of you want to fuck a mannequin, but this one is actively homicidal. May also steal your skin.
Mary Keay (End) - gross as fuck, will kill you horribly, and the sex isn’t even very good.
Sarah Baldwin (Stranger) - by all accounts, taxidermied animals are nasty to cuddle with.
Monster Pig (Flesh) - no! What? No!
Raymond Fielding (Web) - has no friends. Will fill you with spiders. Also a devout Catholic. One of those has to be a deal-breaker.
Peter Lukas (Lonely) - does not want to be there. Likely has never been more intimate than being on first-name basis in the workplace.
John Amherst (Corruption) - girl the rot
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