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My thought process while doing sudoku:

5? 5,5 5 5 5 5... 55, 5 ... 6? ... 7? 77,7 .? 7, 2, 7, 7!!. 8. Box. Box 3. 8. 88,8 8 8... row?, no. 8, 8... 9. ... ... no... 10? Wait. 1. 1, 1 1 1, .. 1, 1, 1...

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Tell your dad to put on some socks or a sweater. His prefered temperature is like a degree or two higher than the room, but he’s too stubborn to do anything about it.

Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you

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You had the chance to call them shitty and didn't take it... I am disappoint.

Butts are just really bad 3D printers

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Honestly, this could be fun.

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

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I hate being sick...

Over the last few days I've been sick... I've gotten a lot better, but because one of the best ways I know of becoming healthy is to just sleep through the sickness, it's now 6:30 in the morning, I still haven't slept since this afternoon, I'm not tired and keeping me from just falling asleep is a simple sore throat that I could disregard if I was actually tired, but because I'm sitting here, having slept way too much over the last couple of days, I'm just lying here, incapable of sleeping at all just because my throat is slightly sore...

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Nooooooooo

Just went to my drining exam and failed ):

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I am at driving practice!

Gosh darnit it's tough for me legs. Not really used to using my legs for much other than walking, so it feels super weird. It's the first time I'm ever behind the wheel too, but it's going alright. Only 7 minor mistakes so far :3

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THIS IS THE MO St„ TIMPORATN POS T

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Haven't laughed like this in a while.

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

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I am back from Sweden

Genuinely forgot to take pictures. Weather was gloomy, but it was still a pleasant trip :3

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I'm going to sweden!

Only for an afternoon, but still. I won't update while there, but might post pictures when i come home if I've taken any. :3

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... I was about to say that this wasn't me... But it is. I wouldn't actively sit listenning to it, but I would definately have the sound of an owl hooting once in a while in the background.

(at a party) Here is my mix tape, it is 13 hours of an owl hooting during different moon phases. Her name is Pumpernickel, she loves frozen strawberries.

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Okay, so I only now realised that the flight flew From Copenhagen and... Honestly, knowing this country, they did this not only deliberately, but they probably advertised it as such aswell, like. Actually telling people they can fly to HEL on flight 666, not actually telling people where HEL was, unless people asked. Some people would've boarded without knowing where HEL is, just cause it's a funny story to tell.

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So apparently I was tagged by @probie and @mxpuzzle to do this thing, so... Here we go!

Nicknames: Ibber, Jesmo, Jewmo (I’m not jewish), Ibbersnitte, Ibberschnitzel

Star sign: Capricorn

Height: So there’s a disagreement between me and my doctor. Any time I measure myself, I’m 170 cm, while my doctor can only measure me to 169 cm. There’s no difference in inches though, 5′7′’.

Time right now: 16:20

Last thing you googled: “Northern Saw Whet Owl” ... I’m just feeding peoples expectations of me xD

Fave music artist: I’ve never had one artist that I could point to as my favorite. Currently, I find myself listenning to a lot of Delta Rae.

Song stuck in my head: I don’t really have one song stuck in my head at the moment. I guess the Closest is I’m blue by Eiffel 65 as I’m constantly trying to remember the lyrics.

Last movie I watched: Bridge to Tarabithia. two nights ago. Saw it so much around the net that I had to know what the fuzz was about.

Last show I watched: ._. iZombie I think? Like, I watch shows regularly, but I don’t keep watching one until I’m done anymore, I’m following like 12 shows or something.

What I’m wearing right now: T-shirt, slippers and jogging pants

When I created this blog: ... Ages ago. Between 2012-2014, I honestly don’t know.

The kind of stuff I post: I don’t blog so often, I reblog a lot of random stuff, but my personal tag has kind of become #Ibber Does

Do I do asks regularly?: Well, if I had any, I would, but I don’t have a lot of followers, so I don’t get asks often. :3

Why did I choose my url: Because... It’s an old account name of mine that I started using once I needed more than 1 account for stuff. The name’s a combination of my most used nickname and a pastry.

Hogwarts house: HUFFLEPUFF!

Pokemon team: Is it cute? Then it’s on my team. I don’t care that there are currently 802 cute pokemon, THEY’RE ALL ON MY TEAM!

Favourite colour: Orange

Average hours of sleep: I’ll say my average lies around like 8 hours... Because some nights I get around 6 hours of sleep, but then... There are the nights where I sleep upwards of 16 hours.

Lucky number: 4. Not that there’s a lot of thought to it. I won a lot with that number when I was younger, so I just kept using it.

Favourite characters: In popular media? I guess it’d be Kilgrave from Jessica Jones. The series, not the comic book. Haven’t read the comics.

Dream job: A stable job where I will get to do different things each day.

Number of blankets I sleep with: I think it’s a very normal thing for danes to just sleep with one Duvet. I can’t think of a single person I know who doesn’t.

Number of followers: 47, of which I know a small number IRL. :3

I’m tagging: Ehhhh, my usual tagging partners have already been through this yesterday, so... @musical-medic? :3 And shall we try a few longshots with @the-chibster @thatsthat24 and @markiplier?

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So I finally decided to follow through and actually take part in one of the Writing academy videos made by @maxkirin. It was nice getting some shortform writing done. Despite it not fitting into any of my stories, I think it’s a nice story in and of itself that could easily become something greater. I easily see myself doing more of these.

I used one of their new videos, namely the course on Character and this is the story I got out of just ten minutes of writing. Hope you like it.

I can't believe it... I didn't do it. Everything was right, but I didn't do it. I came upon this earth to get the Masters through, but I couldn't do it. This world just... Can't be destroyed. I won't let it. Its people, its culture, the nature of the world, it's all so beautiful, all so pristine. The Masters would destroy all of it and I can't let that happen. If this is all lost, then everyone I met here will be too, everything I care for will be gone forever.

The portal was ready, the Others standing around in support of me, but... I couldn't finish the ritual. There was no way I could let all my memories fade away and become nothing once again. I was a soldier with a mission, but I've grown beyond it and become so much more. I'm a person now. I don't think Jenna will ever forgive me for these last few hours, but I saved everyone through the events, the Others lie dead by the Portal and the Masters won't have another chance to come through to our world any time soon. I fixed it, I saved everyone.

But why do I feel like I've still given up everything? I don't care about the Masters or the Others, but I feel at loss with the ones from this world too. I saved them, but in the meantime, I've destroyed their city, ravaged the lives I helped them build, killed those dear to them. And to me. I hope they'll forgive me. They're going to survive because of this, so the lives that was lost along the way, were those not just sacrifices for the greater good? Yeah, I'm sure they'll see it that way, I mean, they'll understand it, won't they? Once I explain it to them atleast. Yeah, I'm sure they will. I'll go and tell them, tell them I saved the world from the Masters.

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if i ever fall asleep on you, you are 100% allowed to take a picture of us both

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Me: I prefer breakfast before beer.

My roomie: How are breakfast and beer mutually exclusive?