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beverly and julian were often included in bridge crew meetings, so why have they never considered having the doctor there, even via his little video chat monitor thing?

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dont hide it we know you and riker have friendly pegging sessions for "bonding" purposes

doctor crusher prescribed us biweekly bonding sessions to improve morale on the bridge. i don’t think this is what she imagined.

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how big is your pottery collection

i have no idea where that riker statue came from.

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can i make a pizza on your bald ass head

rikers heating my head at 36736473 degrees celsius. this is a call for help.

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do you have a favourite crewmember?

nonsense. i hate all the crew members equally.

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i was almost going to blow up the ship 💔 thank god i didnt or else i wouldnt have gotten the chance to get my face sexily fondled by the borg queen 😜

you still got that borg infestation or naw

rest assured, no-one’s been assimilated.... yet.

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you still got that borg infestation or naw

rest assured, no-one’s been assimilated.... yet.

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can I eat the eggs off your bald head

also, riker got to them first. i’ll eject myself out of an airlock before he finds out i’ve infected him.

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why are you bald

there was an egg fight in ten forward, unfortunately wesley crusher hates me and threw eggs at me :(

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Hello. A child suggested to me that I create this because I am “so angry all the time.” I don’t understand- I am a role model, right? Ask me things but please no more about children.