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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

[icanneverdecide]

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

[icanneverdecide]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[icanneverdecide]

she's right.

[icanneverdecide]

Besties how am I meant to be a material girl in these conditions

[icanneverdecide]

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

[icanneverdecide]

here’s what’s going to happen: im gonna fuck your dad. in his hole, no flip-flop versatile fag shit. hes gonna love it, whimpering moaning all that crap. i don’t care, im recording it. im going to take all those stupid bisexual bottom noises he’s making and im going to sample them for my hot new hardcore dubstep album. it will suck shit and a bunch of poly gen x losers are going to love it and give me so much money because they all own independent breweries in portland where most of their income is from the weekly burlesque shows they hold there. then im going to buy a sailboat and sail to the remote island of tristen de cunha where some of the finest wool in the world is woven. ill spend the rest of my dubstep money on that wool, unprocessed. sell it at a premium in siberian marketplaces. then im going to buy imax, the company. every imax screen in the world is going to only show legally blondes, the legally blonde spinoff about elle woods’ twin cousins. everyone is going to be pissed as fuck and i wont care.

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[icanneverdecide]

“Babe, wake up. New shitty thing about having your periods just drop.”

*Screams*

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NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

You can now scream into the endless void.™️

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[icanneverdecide]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[icanneverdecide]

anyone else feel like theyre on the verge of insanity in an undescribable way

[icanneverdecide]

3 day hiatus over, the really fucking epic pukicho arc begins... now

[icanneverdecide]

did this last night