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"do you want him to wear the little hat?"

"yes please"

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they put him in the cup and no eyes as well… really hope things improve for this dope soul

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you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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why did he do that

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oh okay

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Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

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Whatever this mood is, I sure am feeling it right now

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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