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can’t believe i’m saying this but jd vance it’s your time to shine, the world needs your cheese touch again

Somebody kill the new pope so the conclave can start again :(

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thanks for the tag! i've been naughty recently and my wips have managed to grow even further in quantity instead of shrinking by me finishing them so... this is another slightly stupid one that i have not mentioned on here before. dont kill me i'll finish if you were a sinner at one point i promise.

my addition:

“He’s not my boy, I think he hates me.” Bojan says dejectedly, picking at his fingernails.

i would tag more people but i genuinely think everyone i know has been tagged by now but if anyones looking for an excuse to add on, feel free, i tag you metaphorically or something like that lmao.

Last Line Meme

Post the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

I got tagged by @seokoilua in this post thank youuu <3

“Obviously I tried,” Bojan quirks a mocking eyebrow, exhales sharply when Kiki draws a slow circle around his clit, then glides downwards again. “My first thought actually wasn't Let's see if Kiki wants to fuck me.”

well thats a lot of words and idk if i can come up with that many people + idk who already did this so this is a complete shot in the dark: @itskrejsaitsparty @madrabit @xianvar @hazzybat @consumingmen @mogoce-nocoj @honey-andvenom @ljubitelj-sonca @vecnokriv-nikolicel @185northgower @icantturnthisthingoff

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Lmao they're the worst 😂🤍

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my entry for @jokeroutbigbang !! thank you for organising this :)) based on @icantturnthisthingoff's bokris fic <3

also posted on ao3

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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for starting a fight with my friend over him leaving a trip early to visit his… friend

After a fight with Bojan, Kris turns to the internet for advice on whether he is the asshole or not. Only, most of the strangers on the internet are far more insistent that they should just bang it out instead of giving Kris a fair judgement and normal advice.

My Joker Out Big Bang fic is finally posted! It's a social media fic and uses workskins so please make sure that Show Creator's Style is on otherwise it's probably going to look pretty weird.

You can read the fic here!

Huge thank you to @moonlvster who supplied the incredible & fluffy art that you can view in the third chapter!

Also go and check out everyone else's fic's in the collection or the @jokeroutbigbang tumblr account.

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It's almost time!

Our writers and artists have been busy over the last couple of months and are currently preparing their works for the final reveal.

Together, they have created 28 works in total – fanfics and artworks alike. From romances to character studies, modern settings to fantasy, from reddit forums to treasure heists – there’s youtubers, monks, time-travellers, florists, lighthouse keepers, soulmates, you name it. This collection has something for everyone!

Posting will start on Monday, the 14th of April, so clear your schedule and get ready for a full week of two brand new fanfics with companion fanworks every single day of the week!

All works will be posted in the “#joker out big bang 2025” hashtag. But for convenience, you can also follow this blog as we will be reblogging every piece that gets posted.

And to make it all even more fun, we have created a scoreboard that all of you can use to collect points for engagement – liking and reblogging posts on tumblr, as well as leaving kudos and comments on AO3.

You can find instructions on how to use the scoreboard and more details below the cut ⬇️

You can access the scoreboard right here.

To use it, simply click on “File” and then on “Make a copy” – you now have your very own version of the scoreboard where you can fill in your username, check off your point scores, and see your total score.

You can track your point progress up until the end of the month and while we can’t offer you any monetary prices or a brand new car, we will give a shout out to the top scorers in the following categories:

Most points earned on AO3

Most points earned on tumblr

Most points in engagement with fanfics

Most points in engagement with fanart

Most points overall

Quick notes on earning titles:

If multiple people have the same amount of points in one category, they will each earn the title

You can only earn one title, so if you score the highest in two categories, you will earn the one you have the higher score in

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chapter 3 is out now, you can find it here!

if you were a sinner, i could make you believe

baby's first janace fic lmao

summary:

Three months ago, Nace's colleague, Bojan, missed his routine online check-in whilst working deep undercover to bring down a human trafficking ring and has been MIA ever since. MI6 sends Nace in to retrieve their missing agent wether it be in a bodybag or handcuffs. The only problem is that they've deemed it too risky to send Nace in the same way they did Bojan, meaning he now has to weasel his way in through another avenue of the crime org where he finds an unlikely ally in Jan Kotnik (neé Peteh), leader of a group of world class thieves with an investigation of his own to conduct on the same group.

read here!

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Golden Hour – chapter six

Excerpt:

Bojan clears his throat.

“I actually wanted to ask if you wanted to join me on a trip to the mainland?” he asks, and at Kris’ confused look clarifies: “There was two empty seats on a boat tour through a fjord so Jere and I requested crew tickets.” He pulls two yellow paper slips out of his pockets, holding them up as proof for Kris to see. “Well… Jere isn't feeling very good so… I have a spare ticket? If you’d like to join me?”

Read it here!

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

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if you were a sinner, i could make you believe

baby's first janace fic lmao

summary:

Three months ago, Nace's colleague, Bojan, missed his routine online check-in whilst working deep undercover to bring down a human trafficking ring and has been MIA ever since. MI6 sends Nace in to retrieve their missing agent wether it be in a bodybag or handcuffs. The only problem is that they've deemed it too risky to send Nace in the same way they did Bojan, meaning he now has to weasel his way in through another avenue of the crime org where he finds an unlikely ally in Jan Kotnik (neé Peteh), leader of a group of world class thieves with an investigation of his own to conduct on the same group.

read here!

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is anyone else having problems posting ao3 links on here?

(if you're wondering why my links to my fics are not like they used to be this is why)

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sometimes i look in my notes on google docs and see ideas like this and wonder what made me come up with such genius ideas and why i have absolutely no memory of them. am i getting possessed by a ghost that was a comedian or do i just write this shit whilst high, i'm genuinely not sure.

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the bokris fucking machine fic is finished! you can go read it here! <3

summary:

Kris was enjoying a nice day off when he got a call from Bojan pleading for him to help him out of the predicament he had got himself in, regarding ropes and a fucking machine. After coming to his rescue, Kris struggles to keep his thoughts clear and pure towards his best friend. The question is how long can he hold back before he makes things weird between them.

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I cannot stop laughing abt the fucking machine fic I cannotttttttt

i'm so glad people are enjoying it because i've been having so much fun writing it. i love a good silly premise that lets me put people in situations, it's the best.

it was actually when i was thinking of things to write for my ssf productions verse that i first thought of incorporating a fucking machine into a fic. i kinda came up with something (that i will probably still write at one point when i've completely bankrupted my ideas for things) but it was in those initial brainstorms the idea of someone getting stuck. i couldn't really get it to fit in the general vibe of the ssf verse so it took me some time to try and think of something that felt right.

eventually what i did end up writing came to me whilst i was writing another admittedly silly fic that you will all be seeing sometime in april, they aren't very similar at all really but it somehow just made my brain see how to go about writing the 'stuck on the fucking machine' fic, it had to be something more wacky and funny rather than serious and angsty.

but yeah, thanks for reading my silly porn guys. <33

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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😭😭😭 cant believe jasmine would cheat on me like this, i thought my fic about bojan getting stuck on a sex machine was the best story she never ever read!

definitely legit comment on an unfinished story where i uploaded a new chapter mere minutes ago and where the comments says so many story-specific things like idk names of characters and scenes

"i think this is the best story which i never ever read" slay girl you definitely never ever read it, we agree on that 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼