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dracula is like borat

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You want me to go to England?? The thing that killed Rosencrantz and Guildenstern??

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love how the octopi on ancient vases always look like theyre ready to party :)

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me and my 6000 year old sumerian ass

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babe wake up its out of touch blackbeard thursday

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no honestly i think i need to live in imperial russia

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i do not deserve deathgenerator.com

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Sunrise cardigan!

I’ve been working on this since June and just finished the other night! There are 9 different colors of yarn. I drew up the charts myself.  I also painted the buttons to match!

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well…

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Elwell Frederick William (detail)

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Russian Honey Cake

Eight layers of soft, caramelized honey cakes sandwiched between a whipped sour cream frosting

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why do i need to cite sources? if pliny the elder could get away with saying "it is well known" while describing how horses get pregnant from the wind then why can i not

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college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb.��