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I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something
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and this is my cat Munky. short for Homunculus
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i’m the guy who fully restores your hp and mp when you sleep
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love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here
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i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside
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my gender is whatever makes the bit funnier or the sex hotter
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my boss told me “oh you got that done really fast” so that’s my L
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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month
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when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run
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I'm gonna make evil things happen in your dreams tonight so look forward to that
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putting my sacred glowing blade of the moonlight in the corner of my room so I don’t stub my toe in the dark
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