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We’ll never die

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there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

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One of my favourite parts about autistic people is how you can use other peoples' reflections of them like an echolocation bullshit detector. Like they personally do not need to do shit for this to work, they just passively emit their own autistic vibe that bounces off every surface around them, and you can assess another person's level of self-awareness by how they reflect it back.

"Autistic people do not understand social hierarchy" nope, they understand you're supposed to be an authority here, but they won't politely pretend to respect you if they think you're incompetent.

"Autistic people do not understand humour" nope, they just don't politely pretend to laugh to humour you, and you are simply not funny.

"Autistic people are rude" nope, they just don't think it's polite to lie to you, and don't care about trying to tell you what they think you want to hear instead of telling you what they think.

"Autistic people sometimes have emotional meltdowns for absolutely no reason" nope, you're just insufferable to be around and the person with the lowest tolerance of your shit is simply the canary in the coal mine who breaks first.

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whenever i need to find good character prompts i turn to whose line

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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I love seeing people go insane over their ugly little men like, I get it. I have an ugly little man too except he’s hot and beautiful and pretty

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The Lament for Icarus- Herbert James Draper 1896

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Sanguine is girly-pop.

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i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

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"Ghost has a dog," the people cry. "It's a German Shepherd!"

"A Rottweiler!" Another argues.

"A Doberman!"

"Whatever the breed it's something big and tough like him!"

"No!" I shout. "No! He has a tiny dog! An ugly thing that looks like it's been through hell. Like a Gremlin that's been fed after midnight and put through the propeller of a jumbo jet! A dog like this!"

"Boo!" Everyone shouts even though I'm right.

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Miraak having fat tits is canon to me

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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

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me playing skyrim: hey can you wait here while i cross this river to check something out

my loyal companion cicero skyrim:

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It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar