thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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kyaaaaa~!! you pervert! *activates a laser grid that cuts you into a dozen bloody cubes*
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The makes me so happy. It's never to late to come out or express your identity.
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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OFFICECORE AESTHETIC BIOS (like/reblog if use)
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👔⏰📌. . .ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᵒʳᵏ !! ⌚⌛⏲
꒰ 📎 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖 . . . 💼📍꒱
📆📁ʳᵉˢᶜʰᵉᵈᵘˡᵉ ᵐʸ ᵐᵉᵉᵗⁱⁿᵍ !!📂📝♡⊰⊹─
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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving
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put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain
SAW
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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my roommate's cat learned how to open doors and now he's a FREAK!!
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