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I love tumblr I can just ask shit and beautiful women rush 2 my aid

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Someone was giving head in the women's bathroom at the wedding

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I hope all women die

Went to a supposed professional asking for Priscilla Presley makeup got done up like a 2016 Instagram baddie

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Went to a supposed professional asking for Priscilla Presley makeup got done up like a 2016 Instagram baddie

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Addison Rae has such an obvious foot fetish that I feel like a crazy person pointing it out while not ONE other soul has mentioned it ever

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Just watched To Die For and I'm ready to achieve and get everything I want in life

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w for women

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When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

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Didn't realise I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE this movie so fucking much until I made my friend PROMISE to watch it and text me about it a few hours ago

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I am so confused how are all the (formerly) fat to obese micro influencers losing weight BUT I KEEP BEING STUCK ON THE SAME FAT LEVEL I HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS BUT THESE PEOPLE WERE LITERALLY FATTER THAN ME BY I'M GUESSING 10KG AT LEAST AND NOW THEY'RE SKINNIER THAN ME WHAT THE FUCK BRO

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Literally payed to talk to you and listen to you and lead you so you can solve your problems. Heaven on earth

I would kill for a therapist right now ughhhhhh

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I would kill for a therapist right now ughhhhhh

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Just spilled water all over the counter and right after I almost dropped a glass cover this for the pot. Kms

People who are average themselves and live and average life and look average and are happy with all of that piss me the fuck off because how do you genuinely exist in this world knowing that you can do whatever you want and be whatever you want and live however you want and look however you want etc etc etc and you're still content with mediocrity?????? Don't you want to live a life you enjoy and not just one you're okay with????? Don't piss me off

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Maybe I don't want to be special I mean literal all I wanted my entire life was to fit in and not that I am exhibiting average behaviour (the wording is so cringe I know) I want to be better but also this is literally what I've been asking for since I was a kid so really I did this to myself. Literally no one else to blame but myself. My fat ass cow ass self is literally making food rn too like I need to chill the fuck out and get my priorities straight because I'm always going on and on and on about one thing and actually doing something completely different I need to chill the fuck out and get a fucking grip

People who are average themselves and live and average life and look average and are happy with all of that piss me the fuck off because how do you genuinely exist in this world knowing that you can do whatever you want and be whatever you want and live however you want and look however you want etc etc etc and you're still content with mediocrity?????? Don't you want to live a life you enjoy and not just one you're okay with????? Don't piss me off

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People who are average themselves and live and average life and look average and are happy with all of that piss me the fuck off because how do you genuinely exist in this world knowing that you can do whatever you want and be whatever you want and live however you want and look however you want etc etc etc and you're still content with mediocrity?????? Don't you want to live a life you enjoy and not just one you're okay with????? Don't piss me off

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Mac Stone and Mac Alone Time save me