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all done! very proud of this, a good exercise in textures 😊

i do have plans to do the other companions in the future too, but just the origin ones for now

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getting a little more heinrix out of my system.... ft. maria's pasty, pasty legs

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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Seeing people in the notes going "what the fuck is the deal with the duck though?" and there are two interpretations and one of them is that the duck is just... there. on his only fans. And let's be real if I had a choice of porn and one just had a duck in the corner (I WANT TO VERY MUCH STRESS THE DUCK IS NOT INVOLVED) I'd choose the one with the duck. Because if you got bored, there would be a duck! WIN WIN.

The other interpretation is just that its his pet and that's also cool.

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rogue trader banters — 15/?

HEINRIX 🠶 ABELARD / IDIRA

+ bonus audios since i love love love this interaction

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I feel like @jonnywaistcoat should see this just because of his famous paddington opinions.

I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them

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SO I HAVE A THING TO SAY ABOUT THIS

One of my friends is Norwegian, born and bred, moved here when he got married. Norway, famously, very cold. Like... minus degrees cold to the extent that it's insane. He said in no uncertain terms that he has NEVER BEEN AS COLD as he was in a Sydney house in the winter.

Our houses are made for heat. There's airflow. Space. No one has adequate heating. I spend every winter huddled next to my computer with a fucking blanket even with all the heaters on in our house because HEAT ESCAPES.

Also we refuse to buy clothes that work for the cold. Because it's like... two weeks, max right? WRONG IT's AT LEAST TWO MONTHS but WE KEEP TELLING OURSELVES THAT IT ISN'T.

The fact that we sometimes get days that are 21C outside in midwinter doesn't matter, the mornings are still 6C and it sucks if all you're wearing is a tshirt and a jacket.

Any way we're just very bad at cold.

Australia, as a country, has developed a weird national collective amnesia that winter ever exists in this country to the point that every solstice the national broadcaster runs an article going 'Australians once again shocked at to discover this new thing called "cold"'.

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Happy Pride month! Shout out to..

The Gays ✨

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when it all turns back to dust, I won't pay no mind because I have lived my life as such — between the stars and the thrill of your touch

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Are you fucking kidding me

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hi guys i was in jail but then the guards felt bald for me because i’m so handsome & special so they helped me escape. hope that’s ok

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My friend: starts posting fic about a video game

Me: oh I guess I have to play this now.

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Jae Heydari

by Anatolii Shevyrin

Rogue Trader fanart

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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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Imagine: you're Heinrix Van Calox. you're an agent of the inquisition. you have no purpose beyond being a tool of a force more powerful that absolutely would have you killed if you fucked up in any way. you have crazy insane Magic Powers TM. you hate yourself for having said crazy insane Magic Powers TM. on the job you meet this woman who becomes your boss/target. she tries to make out with you shortly before your actual boss blackmails her. you feel horrible about this. you still make out with her though.

one of your other coworkers sells you out to the enemy. this is not great for any of you. you end up in a torture tank torturing yourself through your crazy insane Magic Powers TM. these magic powers are of course the reason that you have to be an agent of the inquisition in the first place. the vibe is bad. fortunately your boss/target/maybe romantic interest comes to get you. you stagger out of the torture tank. you look around. not only did your boss/target/maybe romantic interest bring along the coworker who sold you out to the enemy, the guy who said coworker sold you out to (and the reason that you were in that tank having a Bad Time) is ALSO THERE.

I would go back in the tank.