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no one answered me because they are cowards

How would he hold a bowling ball

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Stanford is all academic smarts, and low everything else.

He can do advanced math young, but cant tie his shoes until 4th grade. And when he does learn math, he has to learn it differently. He didnt base ten count on his fingers like his peers can (hes got twelve fingers not ten) (like he can, I just imagine it would be confusing at first)

So he starts learning to count with clock counting vs counting out 10s.

OHHH and basic self care he cant do that very well into his adult years. When they were roommates in college, Fiddleford wondered if Ford was spoiled or wealthy growing up at first but figured out it was just neglect sort of (Stanley has issues with similar things and they mostly figured this stuff out together.)

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angst idea where Stan gets injured before the portal incident happens or something and Ford is like noo:( dont die on me.

then he does that stans angst trope where he calls stan his "little brother" and it pisses stanley off so much hes too angry to die.

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Ford calling Stan his "little brother" in fanfics will always be funny, brother you are 15 minutes apart. You have the same birthday.

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this but i assign gravity falls characters to it

Dipper (hes a busy guy okay)

Soos he roleplays in canon

Wendy (i love her you dont understand)

Mabel (especially the second one, that's real to me)

Stan no comment

Ford but he would also probably do some of these

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a college fiddauthor photograph and the non textured version bc it's fiddleford friday and I miss them

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(INTERDIMENSIONAL CHESS ISN'T FUN WHEN YOU'RE A PAWN)

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figure painting: dead man

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🤓🤡

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I love you, I hate you, I missed you.

My partner showed me Gravity Falls lol

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but will you punch 'em so hard they fly straight to japan?

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irujhw ph qrw

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late night activities 💤

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Based on a real thing that happened to me and my sister (me as Stan and my sis as Ford)

She had held my foot up for a while trying really hard to pull me up thinking it was my arm, we laughed about it almost instantly after but it was still scary.

Be beach careful people! Waves can easily pin you against the sand if you don't dive at the right time.

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No time for existential crises! They've got opportunities ahead of them!

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