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opening star rail only to be hit with Phainon's animation and the music of his trailer which is a remix of "For Kevin" in game so you can directly go to his banner.....

My heart can't take it anymore despite I haven't done the amphoreus story from the beginning.

Depression is truly back.

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Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

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Camu cares 😌

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no thoughts, only task force plushies

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pgr shenanigans, part 4

y'all know the drill by now

Exekial, before the Trauma™️: HEY! HOW ABOUT NOBODY DIES, HUH? HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

Exekial, after the Trauma™️: If the next bullet doesn't have my name on it I'm gonna go and write it on myself I swear--

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Exekial: Sorry, haha, thought I just saw a wasp

Chrome: Do you... love me too?

Exekial: Excuse me?

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Lee:

Liv:

Lucia:

Lucia: Ummm...

Lee: ... Commandant...

Liv: ... What's that you got there?

Exekial, holding Chaos in one arm, a drink in the other, and Vonnegut in handcuffs behind him: A smoothie.

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Lee: Stop nearly getting yourself killed, Commandant

Exekial: Well, if you can figure out a way to stop three different factions from targeting me, be my guest

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Nikola: --and that's the briefing for your next mission. Any questions?

Exekial: (raises hand)

Nikola: Yes?

Exekial: Do I get a say in this?

Nikola: No.

Exekial: Darn.

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Camu: Fight me you nerd *** punk!

Chrome: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone

Camu: DoSt ThOu WiSh To EnGaGe In A dUeL mY gOoD *****?

Chrome, pinching the bridge of his nose: Somehow, that was worse

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(TV host situation Exekial got dragged into. Teddy and Karenina are one team while Simon and Harley Jo are another. Everyone else is watching)

Exekial, reading off of the paper and looking like he wants to be anywhere but here: Which commandant, past or present, have you had romantic fantasies about?

(Teddy's buzzer goes off)

Teddy, cheekily: Exekial Lancaster!

Exekial: (looks up in warning) Watch yourself.

(Record screech)

Exekial: How old are you?

Teddy: Fifteen!

Exekial: Fiftee-- oh please no.

(Panel dings. Exekial is revealed to be number one on the billboard)

Harley Jo: NUMBER ONE????

(Everyone is in an uproar. Exekial looks like he wants to melt through the floor)

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Nanami: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard!

Nanami: Which is weird cuz you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Exekial:

Exekial:

Exekial: How did you get in my room--

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Noctis: I have a permit

(Hands a piece of paper over to Lee)

Lee: ... This just says "I can do what I want."

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(Gray Raven facing off against Vonnegut and his faction)

Vonnegut, pointing to Lucia: I killed you... and you... killed me.

(Everyone turns to look at Lucia)

Lithos: Lucia, why'd you kill Mister?

Lucia, pissed: Mother****** he killed himSELF--

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no thoughts, only task force plushies

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Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail

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I’m having fun.

*draws more Kairi kicking Vanitas’ ass.*

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Lmao, I thought about how Conrad would protect Asta from Lucius. Simply because, despite the lack of magic, Conrad still sees Asta as a potential and a reflection of his own ideals. Well, never giving up is their magic :D

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Ishmael

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Please don't interrupt their precious naptime 🐈🐇💤

leeskk *ocskk

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"I found you." "You found me!"

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Empyrea

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just cerberus being cerberus

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Punishing: Gray Raven - Wither to Shine spoilers

talking ab Bianca's new frame and the story

kinda obsessed with how Bianca's new frame is a complete 180 from Stigmata. don't get me wrong, that frame is perfect, and digging up her religious past by forcing her into a "witch" body is incredible. but "Huimu" seems to symbolize hope and new beginnings. we better be saving Chiko with this one. Bianca x Chiko is going to be so real. surely. please.

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Just what I needed to learn today.

Chaos is using a copy of Flamewing of Dawn

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*Uncle Dante is watching the kids while Nero and Kyrie are out*

Dante, trying to act stern: Okay, you kids better be behave or I’ll have to give Nero a call so he can give you guys a stern talking to.

All the kids: *laughs*

Dante, confused: That…wasn’t the response I was expecting. You guys aren’t scared of Nero?

One kid: No? Why should we? He’s soft on us!

Dante: What?! Nero?! Are we talking about the same Nero here? *pulls out his phone (which is cracked)* This guy?

One kid: Yeah. That Nero.

Dante, perplexed:…….

The one kid whose being good: If you want to scare them then call Kyrie.

*all the kids’ faces turn ghostly white*

Dante, even more confused: Wait what?! Kyrie’s the one who punishes you guys?! Really?! Ol’ sweet Kyrie?

One kid, nervously: S-she can b-be very scary when mad sometimes.

Dante:���..but she’s so sweet though.

One kid: Have you ever seen her angry before?

Dante: Well, no. I guess I haven’t. I just assumed it was because it was just impossible for the girl to get angry.

One kid: Well consider yourself lucky then.

*later*

Kyrie, smiling: Thank you again for watching them, Dante. We appreciate it.

Dante: No problem. Love those little ankle biters. Can I ask a question though?

Kyrie: Yeah?

Dante: Are you the one who actually has to punish the kids when they misbehave?

Kyrie, nodding: Yeah. Nero’s too much of a sweetie when it comes to the kids, so I have to occasionally be the bad cop to keep them in check.

Dante: Nero is too much of a sweetie? Are we talking about the same guy that found a way to turn the sharp end of his sword into a blunt weapon from sheer force alone?

Kyrie, smiling: Yeah. He has a soft spot for them. I think it’s because he was also a trouble-making orphan while growing up, so he has trouble getting mad at them.

Dante: Hmm, I guess that make sense. Must be hard to be big bad momma bear sometimes, huh?

Kyrie: Nah, I already turned a troubled-orphan good once, so I’m sure I can do it all over again.

Dante: One more question?

Kyrie: Yeah?

Dante: I remember when Vergil and I came back from hell. You met my brother, right?

Kyrie: Yep.

Dante: Well after that meeting, he walked out with the Yamato sticking out of his chest and I just assumed that was Nero’s doing…..it wasn’t Nero, wasn’t it?

Kyrie, smiling: That man ripped off my husband’s arm and gave him ptsd. I would’ve done more if Nero didn’t stop me.

Dante:…….I have so much more respect for you now.