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I love talking about the biggest or best thing “this side of the Mississippi” because like hey buddy I can make the best peach cobbler in this half of the continent but god only knows what peach secrets they have over on the other coast. I’m not messing with that.

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one flesh, one end, bitch

these truly are one of the most books ever and i can't get enough, i'm currently making my way through nona the ninth and it's a blast!

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"What's the name of that village in Barovia?"

"Barovia."

"Yes, what's the name of that village in it?"

"The village of Barovia."

"I know it's of Barovia, I'm asking what it's called! Forget it, I'll look it up later. Just tell me what the campaign setting is called. You know, the gothic horror one with that spooky castle."

"Ravenloft?"

"I know the name of the castle, I need to know the campaign setting!"

"It's Ravenloft, Barovia is in Ravenloft."

"Don't be ridiculous, a whole country can't be inside a castle! Surely you mean that Ravenloft is in Barovia."

"Yes, Ravenloft is in Barovia, near Barovia."

"What?"

"You're confused, let me explain. Barovia isn't in Ravenloft, it's in Ravenloft. Ravenloft is in Ravenloft, Barovia is in Barovia, Ravenloft is in Barovia, and Barovia is in Ravenloft. I hope that clears things up."

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unfinished piece

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illya is so dramatic oh my god i love him

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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ℌ𝔞𝔳𝔢 ℑ 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔄𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔢?

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After seeing this challenge going around, @vanhelsingapologist and I put our heads together to collaborate! It was a blast to burn the midnight oil with them, and I think it turned out remarkably!! ❤️‍🩹

(Base we used under the cut)

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Because we all know, no one in power deserves to be comfortable for long. Of the people, for the people!

Have a Hancock cosplay makeup test that I did to help me cope with the state of our dumpster fire of a country 🥰

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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some older tlt things

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i like this guy a little bit .

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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Pacific Drive in Gifs

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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literally nothing will ever be funnier than this oneshot kill from merrill

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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind