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I'm bored. The Iliad characters but put them in a plane crash survival scenario tell me what YOU think would happen.

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remember when merthur gave morgana rat fucking stew. in the episode about arthur’s responsibility to his people

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the fact that people are still arguing over if gale killed prim...when the entire point is that it did not matter if gale killed prim because he openly advocated for the deaths of hundreds of little girls just like prim on the 'other side' and katniss could no longer see those prims as separate from her prim...and the bombs from 13 stole prim from katniss as brutally and absolutely as the sadism of the capitol would have because they were founded in the same desires for revenge and propangada

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Hot take: Percabeth would NOT get married IN A MILLION YEARS just as a massive fuck you to Hera.

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siren dorcas x sailor marlene

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I really adore the moment in Catching Fire where Katniss and Finnick prank Peeta while he's sleeping. Not only because it's a moment of Katniss being goofy and pranking her crush like the kid she forgets she is but because Finnick is twenty four and acting like the kid he never got to be.

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a family can be you, your soulmate, your trauma bonded uncle, an ugly cat, and some geese

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"AO3 and Tumblr are women!"

"AO3 and Tumblr are men!"

"AO3 and Tumblr are non binary!"

Stop.

All of you are wrong.

They're both gender fluid and they can be whatever the fuck they want to be

They can be gays, they can be lesbians, they can straight, they can be whatever the hell they want

Edit: yes, this was also implying that they can change their physical forms like shape shifters to accommodate for whatever gender they wanna be

Edit 2: by the gods, Tumblr loves this post

Edit 3: because I accidentally offended someone, I am not trying to force my headcanons onto anyone. I understand that gender fluidity is it's own identity. The reason I made this post is because I saw some people arguing on if Tagteam was yaoi or Yuri and I wanted to offer a solution that would make everyone happy. There is no right or wrong way to draw/write/interpret tagteam. They're websites for fuck's sake. Do whatever you want with them.

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this episode is why people call it hatecrimes m.d

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I know a lot of people are a big fan of wlw and mlm for this ship, but hear me out:

Tumblr and Ao3 would absolutely be nonbinary. You cannot tell me these particular anthropomorphized websites would be interested in gender. At all.

These two are absolutely enbyfriends.

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The Marauder's PowerPoint night presentations:

Jokes that Made Me Piss Myself from Laughing Before I Could Even Get Them Out (Nobody Laughed At them) by James

Why Scars are Sexy: The Science, Historical Figures, Pop Culture, and Remus by Sirius

Things I Want to Set Aflame Using a Flamethrower Because They Annoy Me Endlessly by Remus

I Am Surrounded by Idiots: The Psychoanalyses I Made Based on Years of Observing Literally Everyone by Peter

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Look I'm sorry to anyone who thought the Saja Boys were a real band, but it was obviously fake from the beginning.

Huntr/x has been doing this gimmick for years where they'll put on a performance and some actors dressed up like demons will "interrupt" it or get into some choreo fights on stage and stuff. If you're a fan you know, the demons usually symbolize things like industry corruption, Mira's struggle with her family, Rumi being in the closet, etc, and there's lots of hints and secret messages to the fans in what they're wearing or how they show up. Check out huntresx5evah on blsky they've got an extensive examination of the "demons" over the years and what the messages to the fans are.

In the concert before Golden was released, the demons were dressed like flight attendants. That was the indication that something new was about to take off. @/queenhuntrixdontmiss and I speculated that it was going to be a new single and low and behold, it was.

But then the live performance got cancelled. It's an open secret that Rumi was having vocal issues, so that was probably not planned. They needed to buy time for her to recover, so, enter the Saja Boys -- a fake band of guys really clearly pretending to be demons, they release ONE single, do a bunch of b-tier variety shows for a week, nearly all of their public appearances have Huntr/x right there, keeping the hype and energy up until Rumi can get her throat polyps removed and furthering the routine where Huntr/x are supposed to be secret demon hunters and the Saja Boys are supposed to be secret demons.

Then the whole thing culminates in the Golden live performance at the idol awards, the big act with Huntr/x fake "break up" and the subsequent theatrics to make it up to fans for failing the first Golden performance. Huntr/x takes their obligation to fans very seriously, I've no doubt that they all felt terrible about having to cancel, so a free show was the obvious recourse to try and make it up to people. And they pulled out all the stops!

But the Saja Boys were never real. I mean they got real guys to pretend to be a boy band and do the dancing and lip syncing obviously, but come on, most of them didn't even have names.

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ao3blr is yaouri in the multigender gaybian way don't even play with me

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My dear lgbt+ kids,

Having a crush on someone who is "unreachable" is fine.

This includes: a straight person having a crush on a gay person, a gay person having a crush on a straight person, someone having a crush on an aromantic person (who doesn't want to date at all), someone having a crush on a person who is already in a relationship, a teenager having a crush on their teacher, someone having a crush on a celebrity who doesn't even know they exist, someone still having a crush on someone who already rejected them...

If we automatically label these situations as wrong, we skip quite a lot of steps in our heads. Of course, it would be wrong to actively pursue someone who is clearly not interested in you. That's harassment! It's important to take "No" as an answer - as well as to know that some circumstances are an automatic No. This applies for example to the "They are already taken" or "They are an adult and you are not" situation.

But: having a crush  ≠ actually pursuing a relationship with them! Feelings do not equal actions.

Simply having feelings for someone who is clearly not interested - there's nothing morally wrong about that. In fact, I believe that it's actually a very healthy thing to experience, especially for a young person. It can be painful to feel so much and know that it can never lead anywhere. But this knowledge also makes it a pretty safe place: you can explore your romantic feelings, fantasies, and desires without yet having to involve another person. An unrequited crush may hurt sometimes but it also teaches you a lot about yourself!

Vilifying feelings isn't helpful. Nobody is gross or weird or evil or predatory simply for having an unrequited crush.

With all my love,

Your Tumblr Dad