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https://www.tumblr.com/transformers-spike/786733385039183872/those-hybrid-sparklings-you-drew-gave-me-some

The squishy baby TFA sparkling make me giggle because I bet on ones like shockwave’s where they have finials that can move that those suckers are going to be very floppy, like how dogs take a before their ears start to stiffen up—imaging a baby trying to hold their finials up to mimic their parent but they just kind keep flapping up and down, has definitely bonked their carrier a couple of times with them too lol

The concept makes me scream because it feels like such a sensory nightmare - but also I had to draw wiggly-finials Shockling

nghhh the urge to play with his wittle finials

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holy shit TFA Bulkhead is definitely a fanartist - like a BIG one in the fandom. He doesn't even draw explicit nsfw - sure he can have some artistic nudity, but nothing too intense

Bumblebee is trying to convince him to draw human hole but Bulkhead feels too uncomfortable to do it

cybertronians having their own human fandom is funny asf, question is who would be one those who write it? besides thundercracker i think first aid (from idw) and soundwave would be funny contenders

I would say G1 Rumble and Frenzy - they keep beefing with other members and are the primary cause of drama, made even worse when Skywarp sends them anon hate bc the cassette twins will send him death threats once they figure out who the anon is (aka Skywarp forgets he's off anon). Their writing leaves much to be desired tho

TFP Smokescreen doesn't write but he's a big reader/enjoyer (no matter the quality)

IDW Rodimus is an emerging fanartist in the community who specializes in body pillows, except his art style looks like this:

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https://www.tumblr.com/transformers-spike/785180467839303680/httpswwwtumblrcomtransformers-spike785177866

I know I’m replying to this very late but to the user in the comments who informed me of the leather daddy tfp bumblebee fanart… thank you.

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@ss-shitstorm YOU'RE CHANGING LIVES ONE LEATHER DADDY AT A TIME

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True crime?! My interest is piqued. I’ve got a few headcannons for some tfp cons about that.

Knockout: Genuinely enjoys it for both the psychological aspects AND the gruesome details (especially human true crime, he likes body cam videos because of the weird shit humans do)

Starscream: Not a fan, but will do that parent thing of standing behind the couch after saying he’s not interested in watching it (mainly likes bodycam videos)

Soundwave: Listens to true crime podcasts while he works

Megatron: Watches/listens to true crime for the twisted and gruesome details, very “I watch gore because it’s funny am I weird?” aah energy

Breakdown: Same as Starscream (he watches it while he buffs KO)

(Predaputhy)

I LOVE IT

Knock Out especially loves it when we're talking about hunting people down or there being an "expert" killer who always manages to erase his trail - he sees himself in the killer which is uh... fucked up, but it's KO we're talking about. Legit, he'd make a fantastic horror movie villain and he knows it. The charm, the looks, the talent - he has it ALL

Megatron's own time in the mines witnessing accidents has made him almost completely immune to human gore. He doesn't even blink - like hearing about a bug dying

Starscream probably looks down on anything that's too "low class" - he much prefers psychological thrillers and anything to do with politics - but it doesn't stop him from glancing at his human watching it

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Starscream wouldnt be a movie buff like KO but he is similarily worried for his human after seeing any horror movie. Autobot humans stuck in their bots cab, ha, Starscream wont let you TOUCH a car ever again bot when they are death traps

You are staying inside of his cockpit when he's outside - and in his servos when he's on the Nemesis (if not his fucking habsuite)

He claims he's not paranoid or overprotective - he's just trying to keep his human SAFE when they're so ridiculously fragile

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Ultra Magnas makes his human wear a bell, hardhat and neon safety vest. NO ONE will be stepping or dropping things on his human (looking at you Wheeljack). He checks to make sure their home is up to code. He also carries around a surprisingly comprehensive first aid kit.

I love Ultra Magnus trying his hardest to keep his human safe even if he comes off as overbearing

He loves his human so much but they're so fucking fragile - if circumstances don't get you, aging will

So he'll make sure you die of old age and not anything STUPID

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my tfp bumblebee figure came in the mail... I'm gonna touch him fr fr.

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put him in a pocket-pussy

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Dude, not Miko telling the autobots about the creepypastas.

chances are she's gonna go beyond creepypasta and pull from the NoSleep subreddit - redditor Miko is real

Out here sending Ultra Magnus Borrasca

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The cramps are hitting me hard today 😭 I need my alien space heater (Rodimus)

-🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

just lie on him like a cat and let his heat absorb you

(and maybe let him eat you out - but only if you wanna, like he totally would want it, but like he doesn't mean it in an insistent way-)

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https://www.tumblr.com/transformers-spike/786809992836759552/knockout-watching-horror-movies-before-getting-his

The autobots are putting you in their subspace as well as the human kids. You’re not allowed out. What if Micheal Myers finds you? What if Jeff the killer decides you’re his next victim? Nuh uh. Human stays in the boob pockets.

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yeffewufeuifeiwufeuifeui listen I swear Miko started introducing them to the stuff, but now this terrorized them so fucking bad (thanks Miko) and they won't leave anyone alone

Ultra Magnus is by far THE WORST

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Hey wait a second, you said hybrid babies have an uncanny-to-cybertronians fleshy texture that's not really organic... Sounds like soft vinyl to me, like the stuff they made g1 my little ponies out of yknow? That's cute to think about, my sparkling would be warm and nice to hold, like an alive sofubi toy ♥ ♥ ♥

OHHHH god I never thought of that before!

honestly not too far off lmao - god soft-vinyl babies are so cute to me as a concept and as a texture-thing - i wanna pet them now

Meanwhile it gives most bots the ick (especially Knock Out)

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https://www.tumblr.com/transformers-spike/786809859011182592/this-is-some-of-the-coolest-shit-ive-ever-seen?source=share

the first thing that came to mind was that one meme with sponge bob and squid ward with the mersona thing. Can't remember it correctly but it just had me thinking of cybertronians making 'humansonas' (Despite having holoform and all that)

"Is that your human sona? It's cringe."

"YOURE CRINGE"

I need this exact interaction to happen with Rumble and Frenzy on 2 separate occasions with the roles reversed

they call each other cringe despite staying in the same transfluid-soaked cassette player because neither of them can stop gooning for humans (Soundwave hates them so much)

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Imagine that the hybrid sparklings start to grow teeth like human babies, and they start wanting to bite everything in their path (including their bot parent).

oHHH GOSH

I actually thought about it and it's even more disturbing than actual babies (or not bc humans growing 2 sets of teeth is kinda fucked)

Their denta start off gummy in texture, firm, but less likely to injure their human parent while breast-feeding

Don't worry, they'll harden over time, but I doubt the change feels pleasant to the kiddos (especially considering growing pains) - so they'll still start to bite everything around them (hopefully their sires)

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cybertronians having their own human fandom is funny asf, question is who would be one those who write it? besides thundercracker i think first aid (from idw) and soundwave would be funny contenders

I would say G1 Rumble and Frenzy - they keep beefing with other members and are the primary cause of drama, made even worse when Skywarp sends them anon hate bc the cassette twins will send him death threats once they figure out who the anon is (aka Skywarp forgets he's off anon). Their writing leaves much to be desired tho

TFP Smokescreen doesn't write but he's a big reader/enjoyer (no matter the quality)

IDW Rodimus is an emerging fanartist in the community who specializes in body pillows, except his art style looks like this:

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BRO - even autobots are definitely capable of it (looking at you Ultra Magnus)

knockout watching horror movies before getting his human: haha this will never apply to me knockout now: you can NOT be out past dark without me. i need to keep and eye on you at ALL times

Oh god

When watching movies with his human at a drive-in theater, he delights in them clinging onto his seat and flinching at the grotesque scenes in front of them

He laughs at how terrified they seem during it - only for the movie to finish - leaving him with a strange sense of numbness.

Now it's his turn to be on edge and never leave you out of his sight like EVER

If death can happen soooo easily without Cybertronian interception - he's not taking any risks

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This is some of the coolest shit I've ever seen omg

Now I'm imagining Earth bots somehow managing to infiltrate human fandoms (like Doctor Who or Sherlock) - and having the world's strangest anonymous conversations with humans and posting their own very eloquent (but very strangely written) fics

Almost tagged some stuff "human x reader" - immediately teleporting myself to a world where Cybertronians are writing fanfiction about humans

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knockout watching horror movies before getting his human: haha this will never apply to me knockout now: you can NOT be out past dark without me. i need to keep and eye on you at ALL times

Oh god

When watching movies with his human at a drive-in theater, he delights in them clinging onto his seat and flinching at the grotesque scenes in front of them

He laughs at how terrified they seem during it - only for the movie to finish - leaving him with a strange sense of numbness.

Now it's his turn to be on edge and never leave you out of his sight like EVER

If death can happen soooo easily without Cybertronian intervention - he's not taking any risks