icumfromwealth
icumfromwealth
billionaire playboy misanthropist
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fuck you, pay me
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icumfromwealth · 2 months ago
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Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored
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icumfromwealth · 3 months ago
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WHY YOUR KID SUCKS
1. $0 annual income
2. CEO of nothing
3. Googoo gaga mentality
4. Zero networking skills
5. Under 6 foot tall
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icumfromwealth · 4 months ago
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icumfromwealth · 4 months ago
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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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Why settle for less? Give your money directly to me
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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Tony Stark is my voiceclaim so you should be reading all of my posts in a detached and sarcastic tone that makes you want to kill yourself
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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I will use my human trafficking money to purchase an exotic predator and then let it live in my house
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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The child has been sold to the highest bidder
Just bought a baby on a whim, straight cash
I lost the adoption papers so if anyone wants a free range baby send me a DM
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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Just bought a baby on a whim, straight cash
I lost the adoption papers so if anyone wants a free range baby send me a DM
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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Of course I'll never give him a job, he needs at least a decade of experience for an entry level position in any of my 177,482 companies and enterprises
The time it takes for me to hand a homeless person a dollar is worth more than all the money he'll ever make in his life, if anything, his time would be better spent working for me instead of wasting it being homeless
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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The time it takes for me to hand a homeless person a dollar is worth more than all the money he'll ever make in his life, if anything, his time would be better spent working for me instead of wasting it being homeless
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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I'm so rich, my money has money. That money also works for me, and I exploit it for profit
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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I have so much money your mind can't even comprehend it. Only billionaires can see this image correctly
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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I lost a bet and had to buy Tesla stock, the losses have been catastrophic
We might not be able to afford a third superyacht for my turtle's birthday bash and I've been crying my eyes out for weeks
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icumfromwealth · 5 months ago
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Jarvis, send feces to Elon Musk via priority mail
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