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I'm really sorry Tim & Co. did you so dirty on your birthday. I really don't know what they are trying to achieve here. But if they completely lost their minds, we will still have fan fiction.

And Happy Birthday <3

Thanks.

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Who’s Hawley? I’m not as involved with the stuff outside of watching the episode for 911.

What was Tim going to do or did?

Ryan Hawley, who plays bisexual king, Robert Sugden-Dingle. He's coming back to "Emmerdale" to stop his husband from marrying his own psychotic half brother.

They killed Bobby which absolutely no one but them wanted.

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I guess that Hawley heard that Tim and Kristen were going to screw Guzman, and the rest of his whole cast (especially Peter), over.

One blond British father of three saved my birth day.

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Joss and Ryan unfortunately taught you well, Tim, you really want your preferred social media handle to be consistent.

You know want might save your ratings at this point?

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My birth day's already given me back one Robert who orchestrated an OTP.

Now give me an other!

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Ryan just told Oli to hold his beer.

Literally.

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He knows what he just did.

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Tim Minear (the P.S.),

(follow up to this)

Give yourself more credit. You seemingly haven't forgotten (you actually continue to emphasize it) that Eddie and Buck are raising a son together, whereas John had Ian, Mickey, and Kev all completely forget about Yev, never mind Kev forgetting about Dominic after he wanted him so badly (... although, you did quickly forget that May and Harry have, not had - you are not confirming that Bobby is dead on my birth day - three dads, not two).

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Tim Minear,

I know that you're pissy that John Wells stole your rescuers-with-heart theme and sold it to your old network with that "Baywatch" knock off (and, oh, the Rob and Arielle of it all), but don't think that you're going to dethrone him as The Most Hated Showrunner In T.V. (they don't call him The Dragon for nothing) because that man still remembers my name and the negative media wrath that I, many other journalists and former journalists, fans, and even subordinate writers and cast members, made him yield with (why they call me The Dragon Slayer), but I bet that you're starting to sense my déjà vu, though. I am too old for this shit! Yes, you may have made history with the amount of backlash that you've already received in just the week since you aired the biggest mistake that you've ever made, but it took all of us, and years of convincing (not to mention the departure of the lead actress, so there was more money in the show's budget to give the actor portraying a gay ginger with bipolar disorder in Chicago's South Side a deserved raise and rehire the actor who played his preferred lover, his high school sweetheart, a now-proud once-self-hating abuse surviving gay white thug and make him a main cast member once and for all after unjustly firing him multiple times, and treating the character like shit season after season, despite being a fan favourite, and critics agreeing that the character was not treated with the nuance that he was due by the showrunner), but we did get Mickey back, Ian and Mickey's relationship being more of a focal point, our happy ending, and a bonus/honeymoon season (and, no, I'm not talking about the "Hall Of Shame" - I.Y.K.Y.K.).

I'm still not okay with you making me cry over the face of Caleb Daniels.

We also always wanted him to kill their abusive fathers (yes, Ramon and Phillip are shitty parents, but they've got nothing on Frank and Terry), but he waited until the last season to do so (and literally the last minute in one's case), so, if you think that you're confirming that Bobby Nash (their positive father figure) is actually really dead (and on my birth day - the queerest day of the year - literally May Day), and not going through with Buddie canon after all this teasing, you've got an other thing coming, because, fuck turning 39, I will rally, and make you regret those decisions. I will be celebrating with my cake. Not crying in to it.

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They gave away that the face of the show was going to die months in advance right when we were most confident about Buddie going canon.

It's all very fishy, and by fishy, I mean Red Herring.

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Rob, A.K.A. God whom is queer, is out here making us all feel seen.

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Elder Gavin is in "Don't Drink The Water"?!

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Are we still the assholes if we say he's trying way too hard to fit in where doesn't belong?

'The love of your life'?!

Yes, I'm a Buddie shipper, but I think that I say this with out bias when I say that clearly that relationship is more in that actor's head than it is in the scripts or on the screen.

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There better be seismic shifts.

In Bobby's presumed living status and Buddie's relationship (well, maybe not seismic there as they've been raising a kid together for years, and are about to be living together).

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Medalion on "Hacks"?!

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Tim and Kristen?!

Why do I suddenly already know that my birth day's going to suck? ... And here I thought that 8x16 airing on it would be a good thing.

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Bobby, Joel, and the actual literal first-ever-publicly-non-anti-queer Pope during the highest of Holy Days in our lives?!

God, if thou art real, what exactly art thou playing at?