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[ID: Five screencaps of Joe Thomas on Taskmaster, sitting in the window seat of a caravan. He reads a task that says, “In 20 minutes from now, you must apologise to Alex for something you’ve done in that time.” Looking melancholy, he says, “I mean, I’m very easily affected by guilt, anyway, so, I mean, I could probably just go in now and just apologise for… just the way I’ve lived my life.” End ID.]

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the urge to run up a tree to the moon is so strong right now

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insane that there are people out there who like me and care about me. absolutely buckwild that there are people who try my favourite drink because of me, who listen to music that reminds them of me, who watch shows because I recommended them…

I am truly impacting peoples’ lives in tiny ways, and I know this because there are hundreds of people who impact my life in the same ways

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full credit to the boys (my two last remaining braincells)

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“nobody cares” have you considered that maybe I care?? have you considered that maybe this content is not for you?? the range of things people have passion for is large and varied. there are probably a very small number of things that nobody cares about

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need to make a distinction between "pdfs i wish id want to read" and "pdfs i want to read" and delete the first one

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snoopy of the day

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if i see one more post that’s got the asylum lyric im going to throw hands

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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best feeling in the world is showing one of your loved ones a piece of media you love and getting to see them Get It

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the uniquely tumblr experience of starting to see a username around that's always attached to takes that piss you off a bit but ignoring it until you learn what their @ used to be three blogs seven urls and six years ago and you have a visceral oh it's that fucker reaction

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it’s been said before and it will be said again but i’m begging you all nicely to restrain yourselves from being so casually aggressive and rude and obnoxious in the tags & reblogs of a complete stranger’s posts. no one wants to know that you hate [tv show that op giffed]. no one wants to know that you hate [character that op drew]. no one wants to hear you being ugly and negative for no reason. say what you want to say in your own post. don’t hit the reblog button. blacklist relevant tags. unfollow or block relevant accounts. log out. shut down. get help.

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Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

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the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw