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I love his hat though!😝❤️ Fish on!

Till Lindemann - Fish On @ Evil Live Festival, Lisboa, Portugal (28.06.2025) / 📹 by me

This was gross to watch and, from his face, I think he grossed himself out too. 😅 I managed to dodge a fish, but it still touched my right arm (there's another video where you can hear me say, in Portuguese, "Ew! Gross!"😂). I joked a few days ago that he would throw sardines, since it's a popular fish around here, particularly, during this time of year and, in fact, that was the fish he threw. I wonder if he did it on purpose or he simply asked for fish and since it's everywhere now, production just went with it.

Anyway, it's a smell I don't really enjoy and it was stuck in the air (and everybody's noses) until the end of the concert and a bit before Korn, but it's a fun moment, I gotta give him that.

Edit: As I was writing this, I scented the smell of fish again. Thought I was crazy and it was just the power of suggestion, but no. Turns out, it's my t-shirt sleeve that stinks. Thanks, Till...🙈

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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THIS WAS SO WHOLESOME AND I LOVE IT 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 PERFEKTAMENT!

Devil on your Shoulder

@identtcrisys this is for you!

Demon!Till x Asexual!reader

Being possessed wasn't half bad most of the time. Sure, it was weird having a little buddy in your head who could sometimes take over and spit fire, mouth glowing as he screamed in German through your vocal cords. But then again, that was just Till.

***

You weren't entirely sure how you'd ended up with the demon possessing you. One stormy night, you and your friends had been poking around an old abandoned house on the outskirts of Berlin. You'd found an old glass bottle wrapped in eelskin, opened it up, and next thing you knew you were scuttling around backwards and speaking in tongues. You had pulled yourself to your feet to see your reflection, and Till was standing behind you for the first time. He stared at you in the mirror, mouth glowing and eel tattoos squirming all over your arms, and you'd screamed as he took control of your body and made you spit fire.

"Get out my brain!" You yelled, waving your arms around.

"I can't, mortal. I need a human host to tether me down to the mortal realms. I'm tired of being locked in that bottle..." He'd growled. An eel tattoo had appeared on your arm, and you were weirdly reminded of that superhero movie, Venom. Except that it wasn't a wisecracking alien attached to you, it was a demon with pins in his eyebrow.

"That's it, I'm taking you to get exorcised." You snapped. He tried to take control of your legs, but you fought back control, and marched out the house and down the street to the church.

Suddenly, a hand clapped down on your shoulder. You whipped around to see a scabby youth pointing a knife at you.

"Give me your purse, bitch." He said.

"Fuck off!" You spat.

"The fuck did you say?" He demanded. But just then you doubled over in pain, as eel tattoos spread all over your arms and back. Your mouth glowed and you spat fire, before glaring at the boy with furious eyes.

"WE SAID FUCK OFF. BEFORE WE DRAG BARNED WIRE THROUGH YOUR URETHRA." Till growled through your voice. He screamed and ran away, and you gasped as Till wound down, and the tattoos faded back to one eel on your arm.

"Why did you protect me?" You asked, shocked but weirdly glad.

"You're my vessel. I need you." He replied. "You're not bad for a mortal."

"Say... How about a deal? You protect me, and in return, I won't exorcise you." You said. Might as well take advantage of this weird situation.

"Deal, mortal. But I'll require regular sacrifices..."

You gulped.

"Of what?" You asked.

"GUMMY BEARS." He replied.

***

And so, life went on. Every Sunday, you made a plate of grilled fish for Till, and got him a big bag of haribo gummy bears. You'd gotten in late from work one evening, and you were absolutely exhausted.

"Let me, human." He said. Your mouth glowed the way it did when he used his powers, and the bath taps turned themselves on. Bath bombs and towels floated around the room, and a relaxing bath was ready in no time, the water black from a bath bomb.

"You're an angel, Till." You smiled, stripping off and getting in the bath. Your relationship with him was utterly sexless, so you didn't feel ashamed about getting naked around him as you shared a body. You looked in the mirror as you relaxed in the bath, watching Till crouch on the sink and eat gummy bears. He only showed up in reflections or as a voice in your mind, but you loved him with all your little mortal heart- and he loved you too. He'd hug you with your own arms, and he kept you so safe from danger. He was the little devil on your shoulder and you couldn't be happier

"Are there any other demons out there with hosts?" You asked as you washed your back.

"I had some friends back in the Underrealms, before I was sealed away by a witch. Maybe they're still kicking around Berlin, all five of them. Just like how you have your tattoo and teeth, they leave marks on their hosts too." He said.

"I'll have to keep an eye open. Demons anonymous?" You both laughed at this. He floated a gummy bear into your mouth, and the two of you chewed in comforting silence.

***

A few days later, you were on the U-bahn late at night (didn't need to fear with Till around), when you saw another woman in the carriage. She noticed your squirming eel tattoo and the slight light glowing from between your lips, and you noticed that she seemed to be sparkling dimly. She walked up to you, and as she walked on the spot (like she was on a treadmill), a strange voice came from her mouth.

"Looks like you've got a host too, Till! I can only talk through mine when she's moving, so it's this or a silly dance."

"Flocka!" Till said through you.

"Is he another demon?" You asked, taking back vocal control.

"Sure is. We should celebrate, the four of us! And I know just how..." Till said. You looked at his reflection in the window, and the two of you grinned.

"Gummy bears!"

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Oh you see that face and you know that Opa is up to mischief....😬🤣🤣❤️

Till Lindemann Band

Metal Air Uelzen 2025

📷 sabine_loves_tilllindemann

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Till Lindemann: *exists* Every single mic stand in a 500.000 km radius: OH NEPTUNE- 😬😱😰

The Mic, Metal Air Uelzen, Germany, 21-06-2025 @ jen_feels_lucky

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Dear Lord almighty, what happened, Till?!😰😱😱😱😱😨😝

#Repost @tilllindemann_unofficial

Hellfest Open Air, Clisson, 19.06.2025

Photo by Jérôme Fouquet for Ouest-France

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It's June.... how is he not sweating his balls off? He better have good insulation at that jacket...😰😱😱🔥

Till Lindemann Band, Rockfest, Turku, 13-06-2025 @ venlashalinphotography

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HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE THERE?! A sea of people!😱😍🔥🔥

@ anar reiband stories

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Awwww I love my raccoon family❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂

Found on instagram 🦝

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ZOKI THE GOAT👊👊👊👊🔥

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Adorable, cutiepie, handsome❤️❤️

🎙️(•́ε•̀ )👉🏻👈🏻

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KEEP IT UP, PLEASE!

Till Lindemann ❤️

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In loooooveeeee🔥❤️🔥 Till, es sieht dass dein Herz ja brennt 😉

Fabulous 😍

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New season of American/German Horror Story looking good so far!🙏🙏👍🔥

BTS Und die Engel singen © generalovaah

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Tilly - Bärchen, another banger as always!🔥🔥🔥

🎙️(｡•́︿•̀｡) 🌹 | 📺 Und die Engel singen

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My choir performance.... I'm the only one smiling hahaha😊😊☺️❤️❤️

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"More concerned about preventing a fire." Good sir, where there is Till, there is fire. But wonderful job to them both!😊👊👊🔥

New video of Till at the forge, Kirkines, 31-05-2025 © Nor Jaeger

"Had the Lindemann visiting my forge last Saturday, to try to forge a simple blade for himself. Very fun experience, hopefully for the both of us. In the end he made a simple straight razor with twisted handle.

And of course we had to make a small fireball when quenching. Unfortunately I was more concerned about preventing a fire than filming at that time...

Thought I'd give you a little more than the last, short video."

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Wait - does every band have a Flake?🤣🤣

i love following prog rock blogs on here bc they’ll post pictures of the band members and be like “omfg hes so cute and soft love him” but every fucking time they look exactly like this