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Knock-Knock Jokes & Other Ways to Fall in Love

Pairing: Castiel x Reader

Summary: Castiel is acting strangely as he tries to tell you a joke, and you can’t for the life of you figure out why…

Triggers: None, just some confused angel fluff

Y/N = Your Name | Y/E/C = Your Eye Colour

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You were trying to research. 

Trying being the key word. Since your attempted good hunter behaviour was currently being sabotaged by a certain blue-eyed angel. It was very hard to concentrate on anything else with Cas around. Your traitorous little heart would always beat faster and any concentration you had left would flee the room in fear of being pummelled to a pulp by your pulse. And, as luck would have it, Castiel had been standing in the door, not moving, for a few minutes. 

Of course, that alone wasn’t that out of the ordinary. The angel did at times get lost in his own head. Listening to voices you couldn’t hear as you were left watching him work through whatever noise the world was throwing at him. Yet, this time his eyes were on you, swimming in half-finished questions. And those eyes always made it impossible for you to focus on anything else. 

Including the damned research the Winchesters had dropped in your lap before running off to save the world. Leaving you behind to nurse a broken ankle and be their little guard dog. Which, with Castiel there to keep you company, was really not all that bad.

Whenever he was around, your whole world felt brighter. As if his eyes had stolen all the blue from the sky. Bringing it with him and warming the bunker like a bright summer day. 

“What’s up Cas?” You asked, once you realised the silence was likely to stretch on. Though you didn’t mind having his eyes on you, you also knew you had research to do. And you weren’t going to be able to focus with blue flames coursing through your veins. 

“(Y/N)…” Castiel’s deep voice, like chocolate and bonfires, sent pleasant shivers through your body as you put down your book to indulge in it for a few minutes. The furrow in his brow was deeper than usual as he slowly walked closer. Clearly there was something on his mind, and by the look of confused concentration on the angel’s features it was bigger than your research.

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Stakeouts gone wrong

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Guess who's staying up all night for the new season of OITNB????

Guess who's also gonna be working on stories in the process???

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A present to my followers...

You’re welcome.

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More jealous Tyler plz 😍😻😻

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG HOLY SHIT

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HOLY SHIT Y'ALL.

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I’M SO SORRY FOR THE LACK OF EVERYTHING

I went through a dry spell but I’m back now and I’m hopefully going to have more stories/imagines coming out soon

Please forgive me 

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Happy Place

I’ve recently been having a lot of panic attacks due to the stress of school and things at home and have been trying to come up with an effective way of dealing with them. I’m always looking for new ways to help with my anxiety but it’s helpful to find a go-to when I feel anxiety creeping up, so I’ve developed sort of a “plan” that seems to help me!

Disclaimer! Keep in mind that these are things that help me when I’m having anxiety and aren’t guaranteed to help everyone, but feel free to comment things that help you!

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This one is for @bloodstained-porcelain-doll

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Mr. Best Golfer Alive

Request: @rt-fan-trash  Could you do an Ethan (Crank) where the reader and him go one a mini gold date and end up angry and screaming at there shit golf skills like in the Golf With Friends game and its hella cute because Ethan is like on the ground yelling at the ball to listen to the reader. Thanks!

Word Count: 946

“I’m really glad that you came today.”

“Yeah, me too! It’s been so long since I’ve played mini golf.” Ethan had just payed the man at the front and he turned to look at Y/N and saw the excited grin on their face. A smile played on his own lips and he didn’t notice that he was staring until they arrived at the first hole and Y/N shook his arm.

“Ethan? You ok?”

A small blush crept up his cheeks. “Yeah, I’m great! I’m in my natural habitat.”

They raised their eyebrow but smiled nonetheless. “Natural habitat?”

“Yeah, I’m the best golfer alive, this is my domain!”

They didn’t say anything else, but the smile on their face turned into a sly grin as they motioned to the golf ball. “Alright then, Mr. Domain, work your magic.”

He hesitated a little before grabbing the golf club and walking towards the ball. “Don’t mind if I do!” He swung the club around a little until Y/N cleared their throat, causing heat to crawl up his neck. After stalling for almost a minute, he finally lined up the ball and swung the club back, only to completely miss the ball when he swung back.

“That was fantastic! You’ll have to teach me that move sometime!” Sarcasm was dripping from every word they spoke as they slowly clapped their hands.

“Oh please, I’m just warming up.”

After another ten tries, however, Ethan had only hit the ball once, but by the thirteenth time, he finally hit it into the hole. The whole time he was violently groaning as he tried to stay calm. He didn’t want to look like an even bigger idiot than he already did. Y/N, however, was leaning against a wall with a smug smirk on their face.

“Ok Mr., I’m the Best Golfer Alive, step aside and watch the real champ show you how it’s done.”

                                       *five minutes later*

“YOU FUCKING BITCH. GET IN THE GODDAMN HOLE!”

The golfers around them were giving them dirty looks and on guy yelled over to them, “Hey guys, it’s just a game, calm down.”

Ethan looked up from his spot on the ground, where he had been yelling at the golf ball, his face as red as Y/N’s. “HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?”

Y/N hit the ball again and it passed right by the hole, just barely missing it. “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I TOLD YOU TO GO IN THE HOLE.”

“LISTEN TO Y/N, YOU BASTARD.”

They tried again and finally, it went in the hole and Y/N screamed out in surprise. They turned to Ethan and wrapped their arms around his neck.

“I FINALLY GOT IT IN!”

“Heh, that’s what she said.”

They gave him a deadpanned expression but it soon broke into a small eruption of giggles. Ethan looks at them and smiles but his smile falters, which Y/N notices.

“What’s wrong?”

He hesitated as he fiddled with his thumbs. “It’s just that, I brought you here because I wanted to impress you. I was going to show you how good I was at golfing, which I am, by the way! I don’t know what the hell happened today, but I am great! And then I was going to offer to show you how to get a hole in one, and I was going to do that cheesey thing like in the movies, you know the one?”

“Ethan,” They took a step towards him and pressed a soft kiss to his cheek, “I’m having a really great time. I believe that you’re good at golf, you were probably just nervous, I know I was.”

They both grin at each other and continue to the next whole, where Y/N motion Ethan over to them. “Go ahead.”

He raised his eyebrows. “What?”

“Do the thing.” It took him a few more seconds to realize what they were talking about but when he did, he squeaked out a small, ‘oh!’ and rushed over to them. He didn’t automatically put his hands around them, instead he hovered them over their shoulders until they chuckled and pulled his arms around them.

It only takes a few seconds for him to relax and wrap his arms around them tighter and rest his chin on their shoulder. They line the ball up with the hole but before they hit it, Y/N turns their head towards him so that their faces are only a few inches apart. They can feel each other’s breath as they both lean in a little until their lips connect.

When they pull away, they’re both smiling like idiots and Ethan buries his face in their neck. They stay like that for another minute before finally hitting the ball, only for it to go nowhere close to the hole. They don’t say anything but it seems like everyone at the golf course is waiting for one of them to blow up. Still in the same position, they look at each other and nod.

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

“WHAT THE FUCK.”

“YOU HAD ONE JOB.”

“WE CAME OUT HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND I’M HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.”

“JUST GET IN THE FUCKING HOLE.”

“THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.”

They’re both yelling so intensely that they don’t notice the employee walking over until he taps on Ethan’s shoulder and tells them that they have to leave. Supposedly they were being “obnoxious,” and “not appropriate for the children,” and evidently “you can’t cuss out the golf balls.” After flipping off the golf balls one more time, they leave the course with their arms wrapped around each other and happy grins on their faces.

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Hey everyone! I’ve recently discovered that there is a Wattpad user AlexisNicole142 that is taking fics that they find on Google and putting posting them as there own. I’ve messaged a few of the people already but i don’t know who most of the stories belong to.

If any of you know the owners of the stories please message them and let them know

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Dating Gabriel would be so magical

Like he would spoil the shit out of you. “You want to take a ride on a pony? *Snap* Here’s a pony, you can ride around for as long as you want and afterwards we can go see that new movie you’ve been looking forward to and then we’ll go out for ice cream.”

“You think Greece is pretty? *Snap* we’ll we have until tomorrow afternoon here because I’ve reserved a spot for us to have dinner at that restaurant you love. But if you want to come back after we’re done there, that’s fine.”

“I know you haven’t been feeling the best so I got you some chocolate and a kitten. Her name’s marshmallow but don’t be fooled by the sweet name, if you touch her stomach she’ll slice your hand open so please be careful.” 

I just feel like he would do anything for someone he really cared about and he would make sure that they were always at optimum happiness.

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Richard Speight, Jr - Nashcon 2017

I really think I got his best side ;)

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* Please don’t use without my permission*

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Hi!! May I have a YouTuber ship please (male)?! I ride horses, my fav music is rock, kpop (Korean pop) and alternative, some fandoms I'm in are supernatural, marvel, and I just started watching anime (hunterxhunter) um other than that I'm a mixture of shy and outgoing, I am mildly active, I like to make people laugh and my fav colour is blue!! 👌🏻👌🏻

I ship you with Phil Lester (AKA Amazingphil)

-You guys met at the grocery store, and he came up to you to compliment your Avengers t-shirt, then proceeded to show you his iron man socks

-You thought that he would go on with his shopping after that but he walked with you while you looked through the isles, talking to you the whole time

-Normally something like that would have freaked you out, but he seemed really nice, and non-stalkerish

-By the time you’re done your shopping, he’s already told you all about himself and has given you his number so that you guys can hang out sometime

-Ever since you guys met, you’ve texted nonstop, so whenever you tell him that you ride horses, of course he asks you to teach him

-So one day you find yourself lifting about 155 lbs bundle of excitement onto the back of a horse, where he clings on for dear life

-The majority of the day you spend trying to teach him to stay calm and keep his balance

-”He’s not going to hurt you, I swear, just keEP YOUR HANDS ON THE REINS.”

-But by the end of the day you’re both riding leisurely alongside each other

-”This is really fun, but riding a lion would be funner.”

-After what seems like forever of consistent sleepovers and good morning texts, Phil asks you out on a date

-And after discussing it, you decide that  you both would rather just stay at his place and watch Netflix, rather than go out on some elaborate date

-So you bring some snacks to his place and when he opens the door, you’re greeted with his Captain America onsie

-Which matches perfectly with your Iron Man onsie

-The two of you spend the evening eating junk food, sipping wine, and watching anime

You guys hang out all of the time, you’re best friends, which makes your relationship even better!

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Old but gold.

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Hi, could I request a YouTube ship? I'm Cheyenne, female, 5'8", larger (like I have a belly but my legs are pure muscle to the point it's hard to pull skinny jeans over my calves), short black hair, hazel eyes that are mostly gold and brown. I love art, dogs, writing, and my solitude. Thanks in advance, and I love your writing, keep up the good work!

I ship you with PJ Liguori (AKA KickThePj)

-You guys meet through mutual friends when you’re both invited over to hang out

-When you’re introduced, you both just smile and wave, neither thinking much of it

-Throughout the night, although, you seem to get closer and closer

-For example you started out on a stool at the counter while he was leaning against the sink, but by 10 PM you’re both sitting on the couch, smiling and laughing to a stupid joke he made

-Your friends watch you guys and smile because they know it’s such an obviously good match but they don’t try to rush it because they know it will happen all on it’s own

-That night you guys exchanged numbers and promised to meet up sometime to hang out on your own

-But every time you were free, he was busy, and vice versa

-But finally after a week of trying to meet up, neither of you have plans and you decide to meet each other at a coffee shop in town

-While you’re talking, he mentions his films and you tell him about your art, in which he asks you to draw him on a napkin

-You try your best but the combination of the crappy pen that the barista had and the difficult surface of the napkin, it looked more like a two headed dog than PJ

-Nonetheless he laughs and promises that he’s going to tape it to his wall

-You guys start dating after two weeks of meeting at the coffee shop and constant, cute texts

-And after a few more weeks, he asks you to move in with him

-Despite the short time of knowing each other, you guys knew each other pretty well

-You had drawn him since the napkin, and it turned out much better, especially since you drew him next to you 

-It was something you had done in your free time and before you guys started dating, he had been snooping through your sketch book and found it

-Although you were embarrassed, he said he loved it and insisted on hanging it on your wall, so that every time he came over to hang out, he’d be able to see it

-Now that you share a room, however, it’s taped on your guys’ wall, right next to the crappy napkin drawing 

You guys are the quiet and loving couple that loves to stay in bed until noon and just cuddle in each other’s arms <3

Thank you for the support, I’m glad you like my writing!

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