#Not mine

[cinematicillness]

[peculiar--princess]

[flowrrs4u]

this is so important to me

[seancexpsychotix]

[idiotic-fangirl]

Percy: *lowkey panicking* "guys i seriously cannot find my airpods"

Grover: "maybe you should say a prayer to hesita"

Percy: "OH YEAH! what's that rhyme that's like 'hestia, hestia, please come down, something is lost and needs to be found?'"

Grover : "yeah that's it"

Percy: *literally 5 seconds later* "OH MY GOD I FOUND THEM"

Grover: "see? Hestia never fails"

Percy: "for real"

Annabeth: "you seriously think hestia helped you find your airpods??"

Percy: "hey man, i'm not about to deny the gods"

[meowiu]

pink iced cookies 𐙚

[skumhuu]

Crab sans Crab sans Crab sans Crab sans Crab sans-

Get Crab sansed :}c

GOT CRABBED BY THE CRAB SANS, IM NOT SANS CRAB ANYMORE LOL

🦀🦀🦀

[owoatmilk]

[spectrayus]

https://twitter.com/NolanMixel25/status/1783930607296266666?t=M2n-I6yFLpiHwOptvQTZLg&s=19

I must admit keep surprised to see a thread who someone mentioned about that.

But yeah, really, we all agree on that :'(

[maggierot]

your mom called, i told her, “you’re fucking up big time”.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: I woke up with a bloody nose.

Madcap: We all wake up with noses, you twat.

[tuesdaytothursday]

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[seancexpsychotix]

[askalastorblog]

The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal

https://twitter.com/_nedned_x