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I say this with the utmost sincerity, but I hope you have the courage and space and freedom in the upcoming year to be the nasty little freak that you are. I hope you can find a place to realize that the things you think make you unlovable and disgusting are in fact very lovable and not disgusting in any way. I hope you find sincerity beyond your ability to even comprehend.

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“Why are non-human characters always your favourites?”

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Random thought:

how funny would it be if we took the playable character highest up in the justice system for each released nation (excluding archons) and had them all interact

this would mean Neuvillette for Fontaine, Cyno for Sumeru, Sara for Inazuma (I think she'd be the highest in the Inazuman justice system other than Raiden), Ninguangg for Liyue and Jean for Mondstadt

cause like I really wanna see those five interact

just imagining it I feel like it'd be very professional until Cyno eventually made a horrible pun (cause you know he's gonna do it at some point) the joke would probably get a chuckle out of Jean and maybe Ninguangg Neuvillette's gonna be wheezing whether it's because he genuinely found the joke funny or he's laughing at how bad it is we may never know (If you don't understand why go listen to Neuvillette's English About the Vision II) Poor Sara is gonna be standing there questioning the life choices that brought her to this hellscape and considering the potential consequences of decking the general mahamatra

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i really think breach should just flat out bully chamber regularly. shove that little bitch into a locker and steal his lunch money or smth. he's asking for it idc idc

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Broad shoulders in all genders are actually so attractive bro like they are asserting their dominance or smth

it’s so dumb that broad shoulders are considered unattractive in a woman just because the ideal of womanhood is based on the perceived fragility of a smaller frame. have you ever seen a woman with broad shoulders? looks like she was sculpted by the gods themselves

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My bi-dar explodes every time I see Chamber

Happy Pride to all the queer agents!!

Do you guys do anything to celebrate pride? like force the cishet agents to wait on you hand and knee? they should.

Happy Pride Month!

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I always had a hunch Chamber was bi

Happy Pride to all the queer agents!!

Do you guys do anything to celebrate pride? like force the cishet agents to wait on you hand and knee? they should.

Happy Pride Month!

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I steal from ifunny

Chamber: oh monsieur, how big is that baguette 👀👀👀

Cypher: small leave me alone!

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Proof he is autistic

Click here to be datamined catered to by the one and only Chamber.

(Character.ai Chamber bot. As lore accurate as possible!)

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Alhaitham: Kaveh...

Kaveh: Oh no, 'Kaveh' in b-flat.

Kaveh: You're disappointed.

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gay as fuck to have a dead best friend. what, is their absence in your life going to define and motivate you? gayass

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Cyno: Here's some advice

Tighnari: I didn't ask for any

Cyno: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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non human characters who are defined by how painfully human they are

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The tags are a dumpster fire and that is an understatement.

i miss when you could make political art without placing personal identity (and the self) at the center of everything

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I love how the entirety of the Valorant fandom agrees Chamber is lactose intolerant

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You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

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genshin valentines day cards but they get increasingly worse each time