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mastering being detached from everything yet being connected to everything at the same time. this is the secret to life i think
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#smokedoutshelz#nsft post#egirl noods#i sell noods#noodsnoodsnoods#hot noods#nsft pics#only tease#thick vibes only#onlyf@nz#18+ only#18+ content#dm me for my content#dm me to buy content#girls who sell content#bi goth#daddies princess#sugarbunnies
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#smokedoutshelz#only tease#onlyf@nz#onlyf@ns#egirl noods#i sell noods#noodsnoodsnoods#so hotttt#i sell socks#i sell custom pics#spicy accountant#lmk spicynoodles#spicy stuff#bi goth#bi girls#alt girl#alt nsft
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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
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we fucking on the autopsy table tonight
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my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world
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Dm for link 🥰🥵
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#onlyf@ns#smokedoutshelz#only tease#teaser#girls who sell content#dm me to buy content#i sell content#spicy content#daily noods#daddies princess#i sell photos#onlyf@nz#only for daddy#so hotttt#i sell socks#dm me for my content#dm me for link#spicy accountant#lmk spicynoodles#spicy stuff
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It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
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I was drawing as I normally do and I saw Keanu Reeves outside my window. I opened my window and he asked for a plate of cold lasagna. I went to get the lasagna and when I came back he was gone and I woke up in a cold sweat.
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SpongeBob SquarePants | 3x52a: “Chocolate with Nuts”
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So is Gandalf just collecting short people at this point or...... 👀
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