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Why is the "l" a ")"

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Now I know that if I'm in a fight with a Capricorn I should aim for the knees, bones, and skin

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In Peddlers costume purple ooze comes out of her stomach and is also seen on her accessory. People already guessed that the accessory resembles "Knight" but good to know that she physically birthed that hell spawn 👍


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"Do you think I should do it? What if it doesn’t work out?"
The ever contributive and helpful Feaster:

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This might be just because I play project sekai but Orpheus' little piano game is making me fucking lose it with how slow it is, is there a way to make it faster im balding
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Can e sports Burke be like this
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Can someone draw Goatman in this please :3

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I, too, would make that face if I were grabbed between my crotch and ass crack.
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Does anyone hear the voice in the back? It sounds like a Japanese man speaking English. Is it there or am I going crazy?
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They're giving me Italian bread hormones to make me toasted panini
They're giving me mouse hormones to make me small and squeaky
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I feel like this "Roy" might be lucky guy.
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Knowing that "Male pregnancy" is a genre on the internetKnowing that "Male pregnancy" is a genre on the internet
From a realistic standpoint "Oh..." 👁👄👁
From a feminist standpoint "Oh!" 🫶✨️
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I've seen people have different music playlists like ones for summer or for dancing but I just put it all in one, like I could be listening to Bring It On from Giga and then right after I'm listening to Chopins Waltz in C-sharp minor, Op 64, No. 2.
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When you're in an argument and you think to say something, but you know a good counter to it, but the person you are arguing with is stupid, so you say it anyway, and it works.
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Once when I stepped back, I accidently bumped into a guy.
He said "Oh I'm sorry," but all I reacted was "Ahgh a man!" and ran.
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"You may now kiss the bride-"
HOLD UP- where's MY consent? Where's the "You may now also kiss the groom"? Why do YOU, PRIEST, choose to only give the groom consent? This is bullhshit!
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