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Roole

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this tweet is making me choke to death

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there was a guy on my porch

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Boob morning to all my breasties and boobtuals

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).

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(Uwu)le

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shinzo abe has been dead for a single slutty, slutty year

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Me when I fucking GET YOU

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rule (in pain)

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S

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rule (confused)

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Where tf did u all come from /affectionately

Rule (said like a wampire)

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Rule (said like a wampire)

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i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work

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An example of my daily interactions with those closest to me 💖

I’m bored. Be unhinged on this post and in my asks. I want walls of text about hyper-fixations and strings of words that would kill a medieval peasant. Anything goes.