idrils
idrils
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idrils · 26 minutes ago
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idrils · 56 minutes ago
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me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!
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idrils · 1 hour ago
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on watching a parent age
i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening
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idrils · 2 hours ago
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idrils · 2 hours ago
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My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.
I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.
You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.
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idrils · 3 hours ago
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Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!
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idrils · 3 hours ago
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im just a huge sucker for charismatic villains becoming sort of pseudo good guys and hanging out with the main characters just because a bigger, more serious threat emerges and i dont think it happens enough tbh. especially when they’re still kind of a dick, i just think its a fun trope
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idrils · 4 hours ago
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idrils · 4 hours ago
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a thursdayhead like me couldn't care less about the weekend
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idrils · 5 hours ago
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also while i’m ranting about gender i always see debate about whether girls are rewarded for being tomboys or not and it’s like. actually girls are rewarded for mirroring whatever the situation demands of them. girls can’t be too prissy and refuse to play in the creek, but girls also can’t show up to girly events covered in mud. girls can’t have makeup art as a hobby or else they’re superficial, but if they never wear makeup they’re a slob and dumpy, etc. it’s not that girls are universally rewarded or punished for being tomboys, they’re rewarded for bending over backwards to always be exactly right for any given situation and punished for breaking those boundaries. so yes a classically pretty girl who cleans up nice is rewarded when she can ALSO be a tomboy. but a girl who is a tomboy all the time is definitely punished for never being able to achieve that prerequisite feminine side. this debate is over now thanks
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idrils · 5 hours ago
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Ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a big fan of his tenure as mayor and subsequent adoption of a poor, orphaned child, had no idea that he stole a loaf of bread and broke parole
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idrils · 6 hours ago
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idrils · 6 hours ago
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Started using phone time to read library ebooks instead of scrolling and it’s made me back into the crazy voracious reader I was at age 12. i’ve been averaging a book a day this week. everyone delete your social media and get your ass on libby
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idrils · 6 hours ago
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i think everyone in ICE should go and get a real job or kill themselves
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idrils · 10 hours ago
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cranking out 3-noters like it's nothing i OWN this damn 'site
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idrils · 11 hours ago
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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it
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idrils · 11 hours ago
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