Emma: “I hate Orpheus!”
Emma, in a sing song voice: “I want him in a ditch~”
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Robbie: Can I have another cookie?
Mary: Well, what did Michiko say?
Robbie: She said no.
Mary: ...Then why should I say yes?
Robbie: Because she’s not the boss of you
Mary:
Mary, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s
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*Frozen playing*
Anna: Why have a ballroom with no balls?
Mike: *laughs*
Eli: Nope. Nope. I’m an adult so that’s not funny.
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Back on game Lover’s day event
there are 5 types of people
Ray: Thanks for the 5 clues, Netease.
Ava: Give me that Tracy graffiti.
Bunnie: Ooo, we are gonna get fragments.
*in unsion*
Angie: Mike! Mike! Mike!
Jade: OOO, Animal tamer!!!
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Joseph: Hey you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took.
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Hunter: I could kill you if I wanted to, Naib.
Naib: Yeah? So could another human being.
Hunter:
Naib: So could a dog.
Hunter:
Naib: So could a dedicated duck.
Hunter:
Naib: You aren’t special, hunter.
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Emma: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby.
Emily: What baby?
Emma: Me.
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Martha: You tried, you failed. Let’s go to sleep.
Vera: Its 2pm.
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Galatea: You’re the boss, Hoss.
Joseph: What does that mean?
Joseph: I’m not Hoss. I’m Joseph Desaulniers.
*Galatea shrugs*
Joseph: Ugh, okay.
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Mary: Objection, judges don’t object.
Michiko: Objection, neither can the jury.
Joseph: Well that settles it. uh, Luca is guilty.
Mary: Nehhh- what are you- the JURY decided if he’s guilty. What am I doing? I don’t care.
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Violetta: Why didn’t they just TALK to us? ….. More?
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Kreacher: Yeah, I’d appreciate if you didn’t talk about me behind my back.
Freddy: Oh I wouldn’t talk about you behind your back.
Freddy: You would still hear everything I was saying. I’d talk about you in another room.
Kreacher: …. Fair enough.
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Joseph: Guilty as char-
Mary: Hi, hello, what do you want?
Joseph: …… Thank you Mary, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction. Mwah, mwah, so good.
Mary: Well your face ruined my day so we’ll call it even.
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Mike: “You know, this would go a lot quicker if we did things my way...”
Emily: “Since your way, probably involves explosives, I think it’s safer if we don’t.”
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Edgar: Okay, time out for thee and time out for thee, focus on issues or focus on me.
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Andrew: Did you know that 1 in every 4 people are gay?
Victor: That means one of us is gay.
Luca: I hope its Edgar.
Edgar: We’re all gay, you idiot.
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Josephs love giving Jade a heart attack
Ava: *is on chair*
Jade: *decoding*
Ray: *goes to rescue Ava*
*Teleport noise*
Ray: Oh he teleported.
Jade: *screams and starts kiting for dear life*
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