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aficionadoenthusiast · 11 months
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Achilles: HELP! I told Patroclus I'd cook dinner and I can't cook!
Odysseus, already burning water: Don't worry I got this
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dontgetcaught256 · 8 months
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Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
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hxuse-xf-black · 8 months
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8-year-old Ron to Fred & George: I just want to be included. Ron, after being included: What the hell and fuck-
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alien-slushie · 8 months
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Todoroki: Has anyone told you today that you're really annoying?
Midoriya: N-No?
Todoroki: Good, I'm not in the mood to commit murder today.
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mtolympusmemes · 3 months
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Artemis: I love women in a feminist way but also in a gay way
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obligatorytropeinsert · 11 months
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Anakin: Rex! Don't go in the rec room I saw a spider
Rex: Did you kill it, Sir?
Anakin: I have two arms and it has eight! That fight hardly seems fair
Rex: ...are you serious
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Kalim, pulling back the shower curtain: Hey Yuu, are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of chips?
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delulu-with-wandanat · 7 months
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Stuck in our Universe (Spinoff)
Wanda Maximoff’s beef with Elizabeth Olsen
*Wanda’s phone ringing. Caller id ‘Daddy’*
Elizabeth: ??
Elizabeth: I thought your dad was- nevermind
Wanda *Looking straight at Lizzie*: Hey Natty.
Elizabeth:
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This spinoff is just for Wanda's personal beef with Elizabeth because I can't stop writing chaotic Wanda-
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Lockwood, to George: What do you think about my new look for the papers? I’m going for traumatized but not so traumatized that I can’t do multiple interviews for the papers
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vivianthepigeon · 1 month
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Branch: “this is crazy, but i'm having feelings again, like some kind of 12 year old kid”
Branch: “you remember feelings, right?”
Poppy: “yeah”
Poppy: “I have feelings everyday of my life”
Branch: “do you?”
Poppy: “are you saying you don't have feelings?!”
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ilikepjo24 · 4 months
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Sokka: You can address me as Eagle One.
Sokka: Suki, code name: Been there, done that.
Sokka: Azula is Currently Doing That.
Sokka: Zuko is It Happened Once in a Dream.
Sokka: Ty Lee is I'd Be Lying If I Said I Haven't Thought About it.
Sokka: Mai is... Eagle Two
Mai: Oh, thank Agni.
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agamemnon: so what are your powers?
ajax: i'm super strong
odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom
achilles: i have super human speed
patroclus: i can control achilles
agamemnon: that's not really-
odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.
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dontgetcaught256 · 9 months
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Hiccup: Astrid, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Snotlout, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Ted: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Andromeda: Or murder.
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khyrrn-v2 · 8 months
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Ranboo: did neither of you think this was a bad idea?!!?
Tubbo: oh, no, we did
Tommy: we just decided to do it anyways
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milfloverobisanya · 9 months
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roy: you’re a loose cannon, tartt.
jamie: no, i’m not. i’m a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? is that what you think of me?
beard: i think you play by your own rules.
nate: no way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
roy: those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
jamie: no, i’m just a reckless renegade. richard is a loose cannon.
[richard smashes a chair]
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