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[thesecretdcblog]

Bruce, texting: Call me

Tim, texting back: Give me a couple minutes I can't find my phone

Bruce: Oh, okay

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim:

Bruce: You're a terrible child. You're killing me, Tim. You're killing your father.

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Edwin: I cut my finger.

Charles: I can kiss it to make it feel better.

Edwin: That works?

Charles: Yeah, my mum did it for me when I was younger.

*LATER*

Edwin: Crystal, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Crystal: Gladly!

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Lit: You have friends and I envy that. Apollo: You’re welcome to share my friends. Lit: [looks at Leo and Calypso] Lit: I don’t want those.

[alien-slushie]

Deruth: Go to your room! You're grounded!

Lily: This is so unfair! You never send orabeoni to his room!

Deruth: Cale never wants to leave his room! If he were grounded I would make him go outside and socialize!

[hawkinsincorrect]

Nancy: You know, when I was your age-

Mike: You know, when I was your height...

Nancy:

Nancy: Now listen here you little shit–

[gardentool]

Y/N: Nanami, please revoke your 'No Swearing' rule.

Nanami: Why?

Gojo, from somewhere in the school: Well that just DILLS MY PICKLE! 

[petitprincess1]

Lilith: I wish I could take you to Heaven with me, but they don't allow snacks in~

Lucifer: Damnnnn! But why snacks?

Lilith: What?

Lucifer: Huh?

Lilith: ....Honey, is your head just for decoration?

[lovesickartgirls]

Donnie: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public

April: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

[hisnamesdylan]

Lucy: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Lockwood?

Lockwood: No.

Kipps: I do.

Lucy: I know, Kipps.

Kipps: I’m sad.

Lucy: I know, Kipps.

[fandominstability]

Bobby: Have I ever told you that you're bossy?

Athena: Yes, but then I told you not to tell me that anymore

[fmajorenthusiast]

Brad: You two need to stop referring to me as "the guy you shared"

Janet:...

Frank:...

[thesecretdcblog]

Steph: What’s wrong with you?

Tim: I’m having a midlife crisis

Steph: You’re seventeen!

Tim: I might die at thirty two!

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Charles: What are you doing?

Edwin, snuggling in Charles’ arms: Hiding.

Charles: ……Do you mean hugging?

Edwin: Did I fucking stutter? This is my safe place.

Edwin: Now shut up and put your arms around me!

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Lee: All of Will's snacks are organic. Luke: That's cool. Connor and Travis eat candy off the floor.

[alien-slushie]

Cale, suffering from Imposter Syndrome: I'm not even a real Henituse! Who am I?!

Alberu: You could be a Crossman.

Cale: Stop proposing to me. Now's not the time.

[hxuse-xf-black]

Narcissa: You killed her! Bellatrix: Actually, I believe she died of natural causes. Regulus, checking the body: Knife to the neck. Narcissa: I thought you said she died of natural causes. Bellatrix: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck. Regulus, nodding: What would be unnatural is if she survived.