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joroghoul‌:

   THE JOKE - it does not have to be spoken, for she knows what it is. HER LIFE, that’s the joke, a sick and twisted comedy written by a demented fuck ( yet if her life’s the joke - does that make her existence the punchline? ). Red nails dig into her skin, head tilting to the side, thick black tendrils of hair flowing with each movement. She’s maskless, Shini didn’t believe she would need it tonight, yet he isn’t a DOVE, therefore he shouldn’t be that much of a threat. Eyes lock with whatever’s left of the mauled ghoul, right hand running through her hair pushing it back as she kneels down to the ground. A small frown forms across painted lips, he was going to be tonight’s dinner.

      ❝ I wasn’t gonna fuck em’. ❞ She states dryly, opening the small handbag in order to remove a pack of cigarettes. Thin fingers select one lucy from the box before placing it in her mouth. Hands then go to search for a lighter. ❝ He ain’t my type, he don’t pack nothin’ either. ❞ Brows furrow out of slight irritation when she realizes she had left the lighter elsewhere. Figure inches a bit closer to the corpse, fingers tugging away at his pockets in search of a light ( and a wallet ). A low she’s no stranger to stooping to, something she’s been doing since she was in her early teens.

     A lighter is found, and with a quick flick, she’s puffing away at the cigarette. Slowly she rises back up, wiping away at her dress. Form leans against the brick wall, the alleyway the two were in seeming to grow darker. She isn’t surprised to learn that someone had sent someone out for her, she’s wanted in many ways, not everyone desires her for the same thing. Yet what does ( mildly ) shock her is that he too was marked. The other ghoul never seemed important to her, he was only a form of transportation, a way to get from one place to the other.

     Then again, whoever Ito sent to help her couldn’t always be trusted. When she gets back home she’ll inform Asahi to start doing background checks ( assuming she did get to go back home ). ❝ I think it’s kinda funny… ❞ She starts, taking a moment to ask the cigarette, ❝ that instead of hiring a ghoul to kill me, they hired a human. ❞

     ❝ Let me guess… you’re a DOVE with clipped wings? ❞ The cigarette is dropped onto the cement, a heeled foot pressing down on it seconds after it hits the ground in order to smother it. ❝ If you’re going to kill me, at least tell me the joke. ❞ Arms cross and she lets her eyes lock with his, an unamused look splattered across her features. ❝ OR, do you want to part ways and forget this ever happened? I have things to tend to, and I’m sure you do too. ❞ 

What a buzzkill.

Yuu was expecting a little bit more-- a little bit more... excitement, but he supposed that he deserved this. He wasn’t making as fun as he could have been, and that was a level of common sense that he definitely benefited from having. Fingers straighten only to bend, twirling and curling in elegant form as he’s begun to spin knife from its hilt. Corners of lips pulled up, exposing shiny metallic teeth in a sardonic grin.

“Good. ‘Cause I lobbed off his dick ‘fore ya got here anyway.” What a fuckin’ waste of a perfectly good part. Yuu wasn’t regretting his recklessness, but he knew it’d create a bigger mess for him to clean up later. ... Ah, that is, if he thought it interesting enough to do in the first place. “Ain’t gonna be feelin’ much ‘nyway, y’feel?”

He remained still even as she approached, merely giving a slow raise of his head as he stared down at her with watchful eyes. Gaze briefly flickered, falling down onto her hands (stomp on them! break the bones! watch the blood fly!) before snatching their selves away. It wasn’t worth the effort, he’s finding, but the image of it was more than enough to get him going. Knife was sheathed in a firm action as a snort escaped, harsh and loud.

“Is it? I’ve been doin’ this shit fer years, ‘nd I’ve never received complaints.”

Hips gave a vague jolt forward (the inappropriateness of it isn’t lost upon yuu. in fact, it serves to further excite him.) before he extended a leg, practically stomping it down onto body’s leg. Ankle gave a twist against flesh, smashing into it further and further until it, finally, burst. But it wouldn’t receive any further acknowledgement, Yuu going as far as to ignore it by stepping over it and moving to invade the ghoul’s space. A mere arm’s length should be enough, and he stopped when he estimated that to be the only remaining space betwixt them.

“Does it matter what th’fuck I am? ‘M gonna fuck ya up either way.”

That could be considered a yes, but Yuu also didn’t appreciate it when others tried to weasel their selves into his business. 

“Ya wanna know th’joke, though?” he asked, voice a murmur as he continued stepping forward until he could place his fingertips gingerly against the wall beside her head. “I’ll tell ya it, fine.”

Head canted with palm suddenly planting itself in a slam down upon brick. Thin strands of hair fell forward while others clung to his skin, yet Yuu did nothing but smile.

“I don’t got one.”

He’s never thought of one in the first place. If he were to make one up on the spot, though? He’d say it was the audacity of the girl standing in front of him, but was it truly appropriate to say that? No, not really but... Yuu didn’t care. He didn’t care about a lot of things. As long as he was having fun, he could do whatever he wanted for all he cared.

“Nah... Nah. I don’t wanna do that. I might not kill ya, but I wanna know how th’fuck ya pissed someone off so much to make ‘em sic a wild dog on ya.” As if she’d have the answer. For all he knew, she had a lot of enemies. “That shrimp dick over there? He owed someone a lotta money. You, though...? They didn’t tell me.”

Chuckling, he gave a small shake of his head. Then he raised it again, expression suddenly serious.

“It’s got me real fuckin’ curious, y’see.”

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exoptabilis‌:

   HOW   HIDEOUS   WERE   THE   HUMANS   OF   TODAY.     They howl / The hunt / They hurt — But so does she, so does that make her any better? Any less of a tumor on the Earth as it was—? Hardly, where she had ceased the need to evolve, humans needed to reach that higher level, to expand the horizon of their worthless to become something more. Not someone, for to be a person would no longer be a factor in the future. That she knew.  His crude words made The Lascivious roll her eyes to counter, turning slightly in her stance to give a look of disgust. [ When in fact, she simply didn’t care anymore. Humans ; Disgusting Things. ] A slow motioned of her hand despite arms still crossed to give a ‘laxed feeling to the atmosphere.

   His little comment of his little problem was to be ignored.    She wasn’t about to honor it with a response.

   “ I would wish for your last name if it mattered to me. I am afraid that is not the case just yet. ” Yet, for there was always a chance to redeem himself, be it through carnage or horror, she would be open to it. “ Do not misinterpret my namesake. I was born for a desire for knowledge & blood. I am just about as much as a monster as any other. ” She would sooner eat a heart / leave a body cold, just like those around her. “ Yuu, should you be useful, I might just reward you with something interesting ; I have known things many have forgotten in this time & age. Though, you most likely hear rumors of alchemy —? ”

   Ah, there it was — The mention of what lurked in the night.    “ I recall eyes so black yet red, an abomination in their own right. ”    But worst than she—? Lust doubted that.

   — “ I know no humans that enjoyed the thought of eating my flesh until now, but it appears this is just normality to you. I like that. ”

Weight crashed down in the form of one unit, Yuu’s feet planting themselves rather harshly as he stood before her. Shoulders were noticeably hunched, slack and lazy (but it gives him an advantage. his muscles are loose. he always feels so relaxed when he’s like this.) as he raised a brow in mock inquisitive nature, soon followed like a brief bob of the head.

“Good, ‘cause that’s exactly why I said that shit ‘fore.” He’s not one to beat around the bush nor was he one to waste time-- unless it benefited him. “Y’know... when people need t’say that they’re monsters, that usually means there’s somethin’ bigger ‘nd badder than ‘em out there.” It’s almost like he’s speaking from experience, but there was no true way for him to confirm this statement as true or false. That’s what made it so fun when gauging for reactions. “It’s like sayin’ ya got a big cock but, in truth, yer dick’s not even as big as m’thumb--”

Left hand suddenly whipped forward, all fingers save for his thumb curled inwards into his palm. Tongue stuck itself out as a meager form of defiance before Yuu snorted, nearly coughing out a chortle of a chuckle seconds later.

“--but that ain’t bad. People wit’ small dicks can be tons o’fun, too.”

Where was he going with this? What exactly was the point of it? It didn’t matter, yet he was confident enough to stand by it nonetheless.

“I ain’t know shit ‘bout alchemy. All I know is that it’s made t’create and destroy things... but it ain’t my thing.” He smirked, drawing just a little bit closer before he’s speeding up in his steps. Swiftly did he step around her, being “careless” as to bump shoulders. “Those’re ghouls, though, yeah. Yer right. They’re fucked up, aren’t they?”

He didn’t expect a response, merely moved swiftly yet fluidly through the conversation’s course.

“Don’t flatter yerself too much, Lusty-loo. I wouldn’t wanna eat ya specifically. You seem like you’d taste like literal shit,” he stated plainly, canting his head towards her over his shoulder with a quick up-and-down glance over her form. “I like it, too, though.”

A hissed out snicker was let loose, painfully akin to that of a snake.

“What could little old me do fer ya anyway? Ya said if I did somethin’... interesting that you’d reward me. Say that I already made a deal wit’ somethin’ else already. What’s t’say that I don’t already have my shit in check?” A lazy smile curled over his lips as he glanced away with only his eyes. “What then?”

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exoptabilis‌:

— “I HAVE BEEN AROUND HUMAN FOR CENTURIES ; they simply rub off on someone like me.” the fact he was so vulgar gave her memories of nostalgia of her own brother — [ avaricious & idiotic ; quite an idiot in the sense of bickering with her. ] she gives a small, amused smile at the thought of him actually knowing his facts about the body, she would give him credit for that. “it might take some time, but the end result is quite delicious — along with the agony the person feels, though it might not be quick, it is always worth it.”

NOW SHE HAD NO URGE TO ATTACK THE BOY ; was it nostalgia or amusement that allowed him to breathe near her — ? she does not know but she does not ask as he steps away to give himself distance, only to laugh as his hand dangled like a needy child in front of her.

“IF YOU WOULD ENJOY HAVING THAT DONE TO YOURSELF, I WON’T DO IT. the plan is to make someone suffer, not give what they think is nice. tell me, what is your name, you hopeless idiot ?” she could not help but add an insult in there, a bad habit of hers to give a small thing before raising her hand to him in a gesture to reveal herself. “i am lust the lascivious & as you can tell; this world is not my own. it is quite amusing to see the little creatures that run around this area — so starving &hungry … pathetic.”

“You said it, not me,” Yuu said with sudden lack of commitment, gaze settling itself elsewhere as he cracked a lopsided smile. “Bein’ ‘round humans all the fuckin’ time can suck... ‘nd not in th’good way either-- in th’kinda blue balls kinda way.”

Although, the mention of “centuries” did not fail to avoid his ears. Merely, he’s letting it drift off into nothingness (for the time being. he’ll pick it back up in no time, because she’s piqued his curiosity. it’s not easy to do that, after all.) as he’s stuffing his hand back into the pocket of his pants. Legs spread at the thighs but joined closer at the feet, giving him a somewhat bowlegged appearance as he began to rock carelessly on the heels of his boots.

“Yeah, that’s probably for th’best.” It wasn’t part of his plan to get horribly mutilated today, anyway. He had much better things to do later on, anyway. “It’d be rude to pop a stiffy in front of a woman anyway... don’cha think?”

(but ya wouldn’t know if i already was, eh? that’s the fun of it.)

“... What a pretentious fuckin’ name,” he couldn’t help but comment, raising a hand to rub hard at his chin (to put forth some sort of thoughtfulness, though it’s obvious he’s more-so mocking the idea.) before allowing for his eyes to return back to her person. “Ain’t givin’ ya a full name. Yuu’s good ‘nuff, I bet. You bet yer ass it is.”

Lips pursed mere seconds later.

“D’ya mean th’ghouls... or the people?” He doesn’t know why he asks for specifics (oh wait... yes he does. it’s because of people like him.) but continues anyway. “People gotta eat, right? Ya can’t be too picky in this shitfuck of a world, Lusty-loo. Ya should know that, considerin’ that yer actually--” a pause to perform distinct air quotes during finale, “--”chen-turr-ies” old.”

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exoptabilis‌:

— “O’, WOE IS ME, BEING CALLED OLD. if you weren’t correct on that department, i might have taken it as an insult.” lullabies of mockery drifted from swift tongue, pushing back the black sin of hairbefore a lone chuckle escaped her lips. naive, to put it kindly, is all lust could refer to at the manchild in front of her. she knows her inner working of the government was top secret, so she knew she was not known as commonly as many years ago; — but it didn’t matter. she only placed said swatted hand to the side & watched him back away cowardly like before shrugging. “you wound me, but you are correct; — the tongue is letting you off to easily. vocal cords might do the trick. perhaps ripping your lower jaw off? the chances are limitless when it comes to my imagination, child.”

“Pfff! Fuck, yer good at this, hag!” Admittedly, he already found her fun (or what his loose definition of “fun” was.) and had no problems in revealing this information. Own hand pulled away, swiftly and carelessly threading fingers through his hair as he let loose another laugh her way. “I’ve taken a guy’s cords once-- it ain’t worth th’amount of time it takes.”

Shoulders gave a hefty shrug as he jammed both hands into his pockets, now having given himself and her a comfortable amount of distance betwixt one another. Whatever this woman’s reputation was, Yuu found it hard to care at all. She looked important, but that may have only been further fuel for him to intrude upon her free time.

“Rippin’ th’jaw off, though? That shit sounds tight.” Head gave a raise, as if to further entice the mere thought of it. “Do it jus’ right ‘nd ya get their tongue hangin’ loose--” one hand slid out of his pocket to hang itself limply from the wrist in front of his lips, going as far as to flap it pathetically in nonexistent wind, “--like this. Shit’s fuckin’ hot.”

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me, rereading yuu’s dialogue sometimes: what the FUCK are you saying

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exoptabilis‌:

— “SUCH AN ILL MANNERED CHILD IN FRONT OF ME? do you know what i do with people who use profanity directed at me, little boy?”the uncurling of a smile [ cruel intent / blood dripped / slice the vein ] before dead face of the homunculus before she turns to the side, lifting a hand in the air idly. “i cut off the tongue, i make them eat it; — would you like to repeat that to me again, child?”

“Fe-eeeh? A child?” he very nearly called out, voice rising to an uncomfortable pitch (it’s all purposeful yet chaotic at the same time. he doesn’t give a shit about manners.) as expression lit up. He didn’t spare any more time as he practically guffawed, raising a hand to lightly smack its knuckles against her hand. “If I’m a kid t’ya then that makes ya a hag, don’t it?” One leg since pulled itself back, readying himself for a hop back if necessary. “Tongue ain’t all that bad. Try harder, shit-hag.”

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yuu is definitely a sort of “i licked it, so it’s mine” guy, and he takes the phrase quite literally at times. to him, it’s more of a way to intimidate and taunt others rather than it is for anything else. he prefers to use this method for weapons, items, and the like, but he has no problem licking people if it suits him. he’s licked furuta a few times just to see what’d happen.

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~ beautiful ~

submit to me here, my lovelies

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youngscion‌:

“Are we talking headhunting or ransoming?” Shuu questions in return, his tone too casual, too easy given the conversation topic. He’s wary, of course, but he’s nothing if not good at concealing his inner thoughts. “Don’t get me wrong—I’m priceless! But it’s an important distinction.”

“Keh. Don’t be fuckin’ stupid,” he’s quick to nearly cut him off, jamming both of his hands deep into pockets as expression shifted to one of near amusement. “If ya were bein’ ransomed--? I woulda slit yer throat ‘nd be done wit' it.” Head swayed, tilting itself from side to side before leg lifted, pressing tip of boot down onto other male’s foot. “Answer th’question, shithead.”

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@exoptabilis - 🔪

“You smell like absolute shit,” he said, voice displaying a crude sort of tone that denoted shamelessness. Shoulders hunch their selves as he tilted his head, staring right at her with unwavering gaze. “Get th’fuck outta my way, stink ass.”

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@youngscion - 🔪

“How much would ya say that yer worth?” Brows draw close together in invisible furrow (that’s how it worked, right? he has no eyebrows to properly furrow, after all.) as he stared. “How much just is th’golden boy worth? I’m hurtin’ t’know.”

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yuu is incredibly volatile. one moment he could be exceptionally friendly then, as if a switch has been flipped, he can extremely violent and crass. he has no issue in switching/changing his feelings on the spot, especially if he’s been provoked. it doesn’t matter if he’s on good terms with someone or not-- he will treat them as he deems appropriate currently.

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one-liner starter call!! 🔪🔪🔪

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due to spending a majority of his childhood in russia (to this day he’s still unsure where exactly he lived.), yuu is almost fluent in russian. he can speak russian fluently, but his dialect leans more towards central and, as such, yuu likes making it sound choppy, broken, and slangy on purpose. he can read and write russian to an extent, but due to his overall illiterate nature-- it’s going to read as very broken and confusing to him and to others should they read his writing. 

he doesn’t bother speaking russian much nowadays but will speak it when he wants to piss other people off, mainly because he enjoys seeing the lowkey fear on others’ faces when they don’t know what he’s saying.

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