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the way i know my brain is fully rotted is that in organic chemistry i’m using will smith hockey as a mnemonic for ether synthesis

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i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

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sports are insane. i just know a bunch of people now. nobody should know the names of this many people

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the father, the son and the holy spirit

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love that they all look like they’re heading to separate functions. like. singles night on a caribbean cruise, ex’s funeral, dive bar with a mechanical bull, english department end-of-year reception, & the bus stop, respectively.

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watched conclave

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anytime i see a goalie out of their gear my brain automatically supplies me with “where’s the rest of ya”

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Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

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inhaled my soap trying to determine if i’d lost my sense of smell so i’m gonna assume that’s probably a yes

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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i wouldn’t expect anything less of you

i love having a conversation with my friend about how i need to work on a story and then almost immediately going on tumblr

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when i opened insta to see a post from the nhl of 6’5 goaltender devin cooley pushing a stroller, i figured there would be, yknow, a baby in it.

then i thought oh okay nevermind, it’s a dog.

a cat??

…???

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where in the HELL did that horse come from

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I made this instead of working on OC Refs