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I asked Frank Zappa if he would guest on the show. He said, “I’ll only come if I can have your part.” And I said, “Well, that’s fine. If you’ll come on the show and be me, then I’ll be you.” So I dressed him up in a shirt and gave him a wool hat so he’d look like me.
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When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣
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Internet properties.
Windows 95 - Internet Properties
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I’m in this meme, and I don’t mind it.

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently
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My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur
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Im Very Pleased to share this website my partner directed me to. You’re interested in retro techand/or robotics, The Old Robots is a unique and surprisingly thorough archive of all sorts of real robots from as early as the 1940’s to as late as the 2000’s. I especially love the dated nature of its aesthetics. But, seriously- there’s pages and pages worth of these robots. Many robots also include videos embedded in the site to show them in action.


An excellent resource for those interested in robotics, the history of robots, robotic toys, or just goofs like me that love to see little funny hard metal and plastic fellas.
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That’s why I use an old iPhone that has a 4 hour battery life.
Every time I get an upgrade I go in the store, I say "please show me your smallest phone," and they present something that is half an inch larger than my last phone.
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Some stupid stuff that’s happened so far today:
A (false) fire alarm went off and a stuffed my cat into a pillowcase against her will.
I saw several bowls with different types of raisins and excitedly thought, “oh! A raisin bar!”
I tried to put my laptop in my coat pocket and was confused it didn’t fit.
This coffee.
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