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jfc calm down Edgy McEmo its not that bad
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I have cysts in my left breast, being stressed inflames them which makes them hurt more. That means that they’re likely to start affecting the rest of my body, and we already know that as a result of the cysts there I’m likely to develop cystic ovaries.
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L bozo get good (I met my bf 4 days after posting this)
love comes so easy to me, but why doesn't it come easy to anyone I fall for?
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love comes so easy to me, but why doesn't it come easy to anyone I fall for?
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lol it got worse
Today on things I've learnt about my body
I have cysts in my left breast, being stressed inflames them which makes them hurt more. That means that they’re likely to start affecting the rest of my body, and we already know that as a result of the cysts there I’m likely to develop cystic ovaries.
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praying for you to get drunk enough to call, hoping I don't do the same.
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When your plug goes to fucking Queensland the week after you place an order
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i just bought a 24 pack of monster from amazon im gonna die
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there’s something poetic about poppies, the flowers from which opium is extracted, being planted around the server after the death of tommyinnit, known druglord.
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As much as I wanted to save the Bees I had to save my Superb Blue Wren brother from the Queen Bee. Love you never hate you but you can hate me because I took so long to get it. I am sorry.
lmao what the shit does this mean i leave tumblr for a few months and i come back to cryptic asks? hello? what did i miss
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Tumblr really left “I can’t even” back in like, 2013. but if there’s gonna be one night that it’s valid to revive that phrase, it’s tonight.
2020 lacks the vocabulary. It’s a lexical gap in desperate need of filling. We’re bringing it back out of sheer desperation
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hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair
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the person I’m talking to is an ACTUAL TOP what have i done to get this lucky
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procrastinating an essay that was due two days ago rn this could not be more accurate

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yeah so me n the guy i’m talking to are sexually compatible so thats cool, we’re not even together but y’know its fine hehe
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IT HAPPENED BITCH PCOS IS ON THE WAY I ENDED UP ON HOSPITAL LAST WEEK BECAUSE OF THIS ONE HUGE ASS OVARIAN CYST LMAO I WAS RIGHT
Today on things I've learnt about my body
I have cysts in my left breast, being stressed inflames them which makes them hurt more. That means that they’re likely to start affecting the rest of my body, and we already know that as a result of the cysts there I’m likely to develop cystic ovaries.
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