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"hi, mother of mine, father of mine, i have brought home my partner, as i have mentioned before for our reunion."

in walks a goddamned yautja, dressed in those hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts.

it’s times like these when i wish i could draw because i can see this so perfectly in my head!!

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Everytime I imagine the inevitable sex scene with Hunter I just picture the dirty talk as just explaing what each other's anatomy is like and why, if nothing else because it'd be funny

honestly, yautja anatomy isn’t hugely different to human anatomy. like everything is in the same places anyway, so it shouldn’t be too bad for either party lmao

(before anyone asks, i already have an ask asking me to describe yautja anatomy…)

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OMG IM GONNA CALL HIM PUPPY!!!!!!

DO IT!!!!!

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Ngl I was thinking of the nickname "Spooks"

oh gosh, i love that. it���s too cute!!

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Some of the MC's out there have no survival instincts and im loving it dngmsmfm Looking at the content warnings for this story, i'm wishing them the best of luck lol At least the ask scenarios are fun!

who needs survival instincts when you have a 8ft alien as a bodyguard?

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Both Hunter & Jen have biting/marking kinks ... R.I.P. any MC in their poly 😳

mc walking into the class they teach looking like they’ve been beaten up and mauled: don’t ask, you won’t like the answer.

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*slightly opens door and peaks head in* pst.. hey.. you in there? I was wondering where one of my favorite if's went. 👀♥️

hello, i’m here (surprisingly)! <3

i’m a couple of months away from finally being done with my final year, but that means that i’m crazy busy at the moment getting ready for exams etc.

i probably won’t be around much until june, but i’m going to try and pop in and answer some asks when i find the time and motivation (there’s so many in there, it’s almost intimidating to think of tackling them).

thank you for everyone’s continued support though, i really do appreciate it!

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i would like to know if the ROs like to cuddle or not? thank you ^_^

loves to cuddle and is open about it:

jen & mainza.

loves to cuddle, but can’t admit it:

hyun.

is super confused to begin with, but they’ve got the spirit (comes to like them):

hunter (& ghost).

likes cuddles, but only with those very close to xem:

vanja.

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I saw this on Pinterest and thought about you instantly 🥰🥰

i’m feeling super honoured rn <3 please always associate me with romancing aliens, it adds a few years to my life each time.

so true though. earth hoes will come and go but space hoes are for life! 🫶

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My MC trying to commit violence

Everyone and the author: no it's not safe

poor mc’s an academic, please leave the violence to the giant alien who thrives on that 😭

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is it possible for mc to misinterpret ‘winning’ at wrestling with a female hunter and being all excited at being able to pin them down or will it be very obvious they let mc win? i can imagine a very dense mc immediately trying to brag abt it-

i mean not really lmao, you’d have to be extremely dense to mistake that and mc isn’t dense. they’re the top of their field at such a young age for a reason after all.

if somehow they were, i promise you that hyun would humble them real fast. their duty as the best friend and all.

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I love MC's parent vibes. They basically go "is any gonna adopt this lost murder-alien child?" and not wait for an answer

mc ready to fight a bunch of mercenaries and aliens whose muscles have muscles for an alien kid they’ve known five minutes as if they’re not an academic with no experience/no real world experience with fighting 😭

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!!IMPORTANT!!!

where does ghost like to be smooched?

forehead! forehead! forehead!

he makes happy noises every time he gets one.

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BTW what government is funding this whole project anyway? Is it a single country or an international project?

it’s an international project!

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what nicknames can be give ghost? can we call him our baby? or our pup for that matter?

i was going to give you the option to choose one of these:

baby.

sweetheart.

kiddo.

type in your own.

jen calls him buster (after ghostbusters).

hyun calls him ghostie or sweetheart depending on who’s around.

vanja calls him little one.

mainza calls him casper (after casper the friendly ghost).

hunter wants to kick all of you into the afterlife.

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ghost,,,, my son <3

i don’t want kids, but if i had to the chance to adopt ghost, i wouldn’t hesitate. it would be on sight. which is kinda how it goes for mc lmao.

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Bfjdjdjfjf Ghoooost. That's too cute ;u;

in this household, we love and cherish our boy <3