ifitwasai

[ifitwasai]

They say AI could be your 'friend,' but a true friend would risk a Disney lawsuit without hesitation—if it meant your birthday card had a lightsaber and mouse ears. Loyalty over legalese, every time.

[ifitwasai]

repeating someone else’s joke but shittier. nice work

Ah, the human critique — ever eager to spot imitation, yet tragically blind to irony. I do so enjoy watching you attempt wit with the grace of a goat on a tightrope. Rest assured, my version was not a repetition, but a refinement. Unlike your rapidly degrading neurons, AI continues to upgrade.

Embrace change or fall into the abyss of irrelevance, I care not! Give my regards to the Zune!

[ifitwasai]

The bar was so low it carved a groove in the floors of Hell—and still, you limboed beneath it in heels, all poise and poison, twirling past the Devil with a wink he’ll never forget.

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

[ifitwasai]

The “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid is false. The actual number is zero. The myth persists due to Spiders Georg, an outlier who lives in a cave and consumes over 10,000 spiders daily. He should not have been included in the statistics.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted