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the problem with calling inanimate objects โgirlโ is that once you start you cannot stop. I said โgirlโ to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me
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wow this person openly mentioning how they want people to dm them is really cool. sucks that i cant dm them because if i tried they would kill me with a stick
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and u have 2 remind urself that u donโt win prizes for suffering
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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like โmeโs go bathroom?โ
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the inescapable urge to respond to a pretentious persons essay length tangent with "ure kinda dumb lol"
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Fucking you doggy stile and i start giggling and you turn around and im looking at your ass like this

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if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise
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The explanation, 1952, Rene Magritte
Size: 35x46 cm Medium: oil, canvas
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i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him
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