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📷 lando and oscar monaco polaroid!

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i don't think my eye exam is supposed to look like this guys ... 🎈

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there are many things i haven’t done today, but i have seen a beloved childhood celebrity lick a suspicious milky substance off a man’s shoes, while shirtless, with insults written on his chest, saying “please forgive me daddy I got your shoes all mucky” on national tv. im not sure what to make of that but i know id be lost without my light entertainment show #mylightentertainmentshow

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he looks like his boyfriend is about to be burned alive inside the carcass of a bear

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prx are one of the teams of all time to me. they don't play the meta, they never win, everyone loves them, their bundle is one of the best performing bundles around, their roster consists of a bunch of dudes from the apac region plus that one russian guy that just so happens to be there with an aim so good he managed to nail three people with jett knives across the site while midair. insane behaviour

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that interview is actually autism 9/11 bc wdym you can be autistic and cool and have a beautiful gf and be rich like Oh ok well what about the rest of us faggots what's my excuse now

me when i got the gay loser autism instead of the formula one driver autism

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THREAT LEVEL: incalculable. in conclusion, whatever remained of Ms. Cunningham's human consciousness died in that chair. the AI will show you no mercy, so expect none.

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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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But it's too late to say you're sorry How would I know, why should I care? Oh please, don't bother trying to find her She's not there

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📸 Via Haasf1Team on threads Some of our favorites from our trip to Times Square 🍿🎥

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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there are certain men I'm attracted to with whom I would not like to have sex but I would like them to sleep at the foot of my bed like a dog

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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McLaren: Meanwhile in Cannes 🇫🇷

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Hazel McNab, Last Light, linocut.