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september in victoria harbour 

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If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don't forget that

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CHOCOLATE CREPES WITH PEANUT BUTTER MARSHMALLOW FILLING AND CARAMELIZED BANANAS

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youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

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The Daily Life of a Simple Girl

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Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

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My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

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Doofenshmirtz is trans and it’s undeniable at this point.

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Baked Eggnog Custard

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Gingerbread Hot Chocolate with Mini Star Ice Cream Sandwiches

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hate this site

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my worst fear is an ocean update 2 where they add whales

i'm just. swimming in the ocean and this massive fuckarse whale the size of my base domes and yeets me into oblivion

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I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

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I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

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even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

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This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job