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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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“I don't know if I'm sane, but there's a ghost in my heart that's trying to see in the dark”

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microdosing on talking to you by going through your blog

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they should invent weekends that are restful

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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

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big man disturbing the peace. excuse me sir | source

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Girl u are so skilled at reblogging images

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Question: what do prehistoric pegasi look like? I imagine they'd have traits of both prehistoric horses and prehistoric birds/dinosaurs, which would look sick as hell.

Hi there!

So prehistoric horses and pegasi wouldn't really overlap in the SC world since pegasi "evolved" after horses were fully evolved, but I do have a couple of "prehistoric style" pegasi for funsies (though they aren't SC canon) :)

Archaeopteryx themed pegasus-

The quagga-dodo -

And of course the theropod pegasus lol

~ Larn

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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

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whats great about the internet is that you can just ignore people who are fucking stupid and not waste your time on them, i say, white knuckling the sink and staring into the mirror

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i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

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addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie