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Tag?

I’m so bored I literally only do this to entertain and educate you, Savannah.

30 Random Questions

I’m probably not doing this right.

I just made the questions up.

Screw it.

Let’s go.

Last thing I ate: Skittles

What I’m wearing: Un sueter y pantalones negros

Favorite band: Panic! at the Disco

One dream that I’m too lazy to accomplish: Backpacking the John Muir trail through Yosemite

Lucky number: 8 

Dream job: Become Indiana Jones.  History professor as the day job, saving the world one artifact at a time on the side.

Catchphrases:  “Hold the phone, Joan” . “D-D-D-Daaang” “Grrrrr” “*inhale*”

What I did last night: Wrote a report on contemporary artist Marcel Duchamp

Last movie I watched: I just watched some Seinfeld stand-up thing with my dad, but that’s not really a movie.  I watched Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark last weekend.

Someone who’s changed my life: Either my history teacher or my business teacher.  Those fellers know what’s up.

Scariest thing that happened to me last week: I almost slipped on some ice right in front of the doors to school yesterday.

Last song I listened to: WILD by Troye Sivan

Something that irritates the heckers out of me: People giving up without even trying.

Last thing I Googled: francis bacon art

Instruments: Piano, working on ukulele, flute, some guitar, 

School activities: DECA, jazz choir, treble choir, large group speech, yearbook, volleyball

Source of memes: Not gonna lie, Pinterest.

Someone I don’t admire: Either of my brothers

Purpose in life: That one chick who refuses to dance at parties and will be dragged out kicking and screaming because no, she absolutely can’t be a normal functioning human.

Worst handshake experience: At DECA competition I tried to hand the judge my paper while she was goin in for a handshake and it was just one abrasive CRINCH.

Last YouTube video I watched: Voltron: Legendary Defender Season 5 Trailer

Lowest point of self-esteem this week: Having to film and edit myself demonstrating a 15 minute yoga routine for P.E class

Number of times I’ve been told I wear my watch too high on my wrist: 4

Lowest grade ever in a class: 11% in Chemistry

Most scandalous thing I did within the last 48 hours: Forged my dad’s signature for a permission slip.

How much I want sleep right now: A lotttttttttztzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Last text I sent: “I just remembered that one time you came to my house remember we were trying to be all sneaky texting my mom during geometry class by hiding my phone in my calculator case why are we like that”

Last text I received: “7:30!”

Something I do that annoys me: I do not possess the ability to text like a normal human.  I cannot have a text conversation without the words “yo” “bruh” and “y’all”

What to send me: Help

I have no one to tag so I’ll just go.

Hasta la vista.

The Mal-ster is out.

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I’d just like to take this moment to share with you the Harry Potter mural in the art room at my school.

Just... What a masterpiece.

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About Me Tag

oops @savannahistrash did it again, she tagged me in this thing exactly 111 days ago...  Here we go...

Rules: Answer the questions then tag your followers that you wish you had but know you can’t have because you go on tumblr about once every three months and never post anything

Nickname:  ... I mean the girls on my volleyball team call me Mal... Like Mallory... minus the lory... I had a kid call me Malshmallow once tho...

Gender: Female

Zodiac: Aquarius 

Hogwarts House: idontlikeharrypotterdontkillmeidontwanttowakeupwithmyheadsewntothecarpet

Favorite Color: orange 

Time now: 10:39 on a SCHOOL NIGHT

Last Thing I Googled: how to do the line through text thing tumblr

Blankets I Sleep With: 1-2

Favorite Bands: MCR, P!atD, FOB, tøp, PTX, Cake, Marina and the Diamonds, and it’s not a band but DAYUM Dear Evan Hansen is freaking GORGEOUS

Favorite Solo Artists: Melanie Martinez, Ed Sheeran

Dream Trip: Fly to Vegas, spend a night there, then DRIVE through Death Valley, stop at some good star gazing spots, then drive to Yosemite National Park, probably spend a few days there, then go north to the John Muir Redwood Forest... I’m a bit of a tree freak...

What I am Currently Wearing: Pajamas, so an elephant t-shirt, and fuzzy polka dot pants

Age of blog: I have no idea

Things I Post:  Hehe... post, what’s that mean? *sweating increases*

BONUS

How I Came up with my URL:  So I’m at @savannahistrash‘s house, and it’s late at night.  We had been downstairs for an 11:00 snack because that is what normal people APPARENTLY do... Well let me tell ya, Savannah’s house is freaking terrifying at night.. Alroight, so we’re going back upstairs.. Well Savannah’s stairs are extremely curvy and steep, it’s like a labyrinth. AND IT WAS DARK.  Well as we’re walking, Savannah says “Mallory, you should really make a tumblr,” and I was like “Yeah I should.”  And then she said, “What would you call it?”  And in that moment, I just happened to trip on the stairs, gracefully faceplanting.  In shock, I exclaim, “I HATE YOUR STAIRS.”  And thus, this sad blog was born.

But for real though, despite having scary stairs, @savannahistrash is freaking amazing and deserves everything nice in the world.

ANd I also have no other tumblr friends, so I shall tag the cheezbot yet again.

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Get to know me

Woah this tumblr has just been awoken.  @savannahistrash apparently tagged me like a long freaking time ago and I’m gonna do the thing for my two followers.  

1. My name is Mallory

2. I have a cat named Jewels and a doggo named Roxy

3. I’m uh I guess I’m in Spanish class I don’t even know what I’m doing for this question

4. My birthday is February 10th 

5. My favorite idea is My Chemical Romance

6. I don’t understand this question either but um I play volleyball and I’m in speech and DECA at school.  Oh and choir.  And yearbook committee.

7. My favorite movie is probably either Stand By Me, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, or Life is Beautiful (which is an Italian movie and let me tell ya *hands Italianize* good stuff)

8. I’m not gonna lie, Ouran High School Host Club is my favorite anime, man it just makes mah SOUL feel NAICE

9. I’ll tag @cheezbot because I have no other friends... The cheez is my only companion wow just call me Ryan Ross

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Does it ever occur to you that...

If the stars only appeared on one night of the year, everyone would spend hours upon hours looking up at the night sky, seeing every possible dimension they could grasp?

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Golden Hour in Yosemite 

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Am I Dreaming? Instagram / Prints

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“The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.” - John Muir

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This man right here, has helped create some of my fondest childhood memories.  Happy late birthday, and thanks a lot dude.

John Muir (April 21, 1838 – December 24, 1914)

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“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson 

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"why is some of your music so depressing?"

why is it so depressing?

because when the lights are off,

all the moneys gone,

and the club scene is no more,

I want you to be able to find comfort in me behind closed doors, when it all matters the most.

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This Experiment Made A Lot Of People Think

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“Reality continues to ruin my life”- Bill Watterson